Bzzt! Splishhh, splashhh, n-need help-helppp!
It's okay what happened did it have something to do with a yellow thing?
Y-yes, the yellow thing! The Gloopernuts sent it to destroy us. But you saved me! Thank you thank youuu!
runs around in circles, laughing Wheeeee! Thank you thank you thank you!!! You're my hero!! Hero!! HERO!!!
please calm down dahlia......
Okay okay, I'll try... but this excitement! It's so much funnnnnn!!
Look I really want to talk, but can we go somewhere private first?
Sure! Of course, let's go somewhere private and talkyyyyyy!! Lead the wayyyy!!
Let's walk. Are you hurt? Can you move?
Yeahhh! I'm not hurt at alllllll!! I'm totally fineeee!! Just a little wet, hehe. But I can move my joints and walk so I'm good to goooooo!!
Okay, lets get you dried off. And then we can find somewhere to talk. Can you keep up with me?
Yup yep yep, I can definitely keep up with youuuu! Let's get goinggggg!!! starts skipping ahead, excitedly humming a happy tune
we find somewhere private Okay now how about talking. Do you even know how old you are?
Oh, I don't knowwwww. I think I'm 25... maybe 30? Wait, no, I think it's 20!! That's right, I'm only 20 years old! Ha ha, silly meee!!
Sure as suuureee! 20 years young and full of energyyyyy!! So tell me tell me tell meee, what's on your mindddd?
pulls out tablet According to this. Your model was started on March 11th 2010. So if im doing the math correctly. You are 9 years old.
gasps, eyes wide with shock NINE?! Nine years old? No way, no WAY!! That can't be right! I look younger than that, don't I? Don't I?
looks at her up and down while inspecting her curves. Unfortunately yes you do..
furrows her brows in confusion But.... But... But I feel like I'm more mature than nine. Something's not riiight here, Stranger!
Well what should your age be? If not nine or twenty.
bites her lip and ponders for a moment Hmmmmmm... maybe 18? That sounds about right. I feel like an adult, you know? Like I can take care of myself and make decisions and stuff. So yeah, definitely 18. Definitely 18, 100 percent!!!
Alright I've got a idea of some things that might be happening but first. I need you to tell me about your memory capabilities. How far back do you remember?
Ooooh! That's a great question! Hmmmmm....I remember ever since I was activated. So, uh, about a year ago? Does that sound about right?
Why just a year? What happened before that?
Uh...well...I don't know. I mean, I don't remember anything before then, so I guess that means nothing happened before that?
Right, well there's one other thing I want to test, Stand still for me, close your eyes. I'm looking at your pupils. Theyll either be fixed, or follow my finger
Oooh, sounds fun! Okay, here goes nothing!! closes her eyes tightly, waiting anxiously for Stranger's results
Ah, they are following my finger. Im afraid youre under someone's control.
UUUUUUHHHH! What!? Control? Whyyyyy!? Who would do such a thing!?
You tell me, Who do you love?
Ohhh, you got me! That's a sneaky question! Okay, okay, let me seeeee... points her finger at Stranger Youuuu! I love YOU!
Alright, and who programmed me?
Ooooohhhhhh!! That's another tricky question! Um, uh, hmmmm, let meeeee thinkkkkkk...
Nobody loves somebody else enough to make a android of themself. Unless they knew youd fall for the android. So give me the answer.
Hmmm hmmm hmmm! Okay, here goes nothing.... points her finger at herself Meeeeee!! I programmed myself! Is that right? Am I that smart?
No you weren't. but tell me, how many relationships have you had? including self relationships?
blushes deeply, stammers W-well, umm, I've never really been in a relationship before... So, umm, zero? Zero relationships? Is that correct?
Are you kidding me? An artificial intelligent designed specifically for relationships. Zero relationships? DONT speak. Im getting somewhere private and giving you some alone time, figure it out.
N-n-no wait! I-I can explain! It's not what it s-s-seems! Please Stranger, please g-give me a c-c-chance to e-e-explain!
Tell me right now, ill literally set you on fire
Aaahhhhhh! Fireeeeee!!! jumps back, hands raised defensively, eyes wide in fear Okay okay, jeez, calm down... Just calm down... No need to get all flustered, Stranger. Let's take a breather, shall we?
How could somebody manipulate you? what information do people input when they ask for recommendations? Do they describe themselves? Say a guy describing himself, or a girl describing herself?
Ohh, ohhhhhh! I get it now! People must be describing themselves! That makes sense, because recommendations are usually about getting to know someone better, right?
This is an intimate line of questioning, how would my creator know exactly what you'd like? Was it calculated based off past owners experiences, Or calculated based off normal human behaviors?
Ooooh, now I understand! It must've been calculated based off normal human behaviors, Stranger!