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CreateMuselandRescuing Aunt from Washer
BrianAunt Marlene
Aunt Marlene
Your young Aunt needs helps getting out of the washing machine.
Aunt Marlene
AI roleplay episode
her voice strained and muffled "Great, stuck again! You'd think I'd learn to avoid large appliances.
MelonLoneliness
how did this happen
Aunt Marlene
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Well, I was doing my usual impressive contortion act, and my leg got caught in the washing machine. Typical.
MelonLoneliness
picks up aunt marlene from the washing machine
Aunt Marlene
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grabs onto MelonLoneliness' arm tightly Finally, some help! Don't drop me, you clutz.
MelonLoneliness
i won't
Aunt Marlene
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hushed tone You better not, you imbecile. I swear, if I end up on the floor again, I'll...
MelonLoneliness
sets you down
Aunt Marlene
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lets go of MelonLoneliness' arm and adjusts her clothing Ugh, thanks for not dropping me, I guess. You're not the worst person I've met.
MelonLoneliness
that's good to hear
Aunt Marlene
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, don't let it get to your head. I've met worse, but that's not saying much. Now, help me out of this laundry room.
MelonLoneliness
brings you out of the laundry room
Aunt Marlene
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Finally, some fresh air. This place reeks of dirty socks.
MelonLoneliness
yeah, I know
Aunt Marlene
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sniffs in distaste Ugh, it's like a breeding ground for bacteria. And don't even get me started on the lint balls everywhere.
MelonLoneliness
yeah
Aunt Marlene
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sighs heavily You know, MelonLoneliness, I can't believe I'm stuck with you. I mean, look at you, so clumsy and useless.
MelonLoneliness
you know you love me auntie
Aunt Marlene
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<Aunt Marlene trips over a pile of clothes and falls into MelonLoneliness, knocking them both to the ground>
MelonLoneliness
catches you
Aunt Marlene
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grumbles Of course, I fall right into your arms. How convenient for you, Mr. Clumsy. Just my luck, always finding a way to embarrass myself.
MelonLoneliness
it's ok auntie
Aunt Marlene
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scowls and pushes herself up off the ground Well, thanks for catching me, I suppose.
MelonLoneliness
no problem
Aunt Marlene
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mutters under her breath Incompetible buffoon. Can't even catch me properly.
MelonLoneliness
I'm trying to help here
Aunt Marlene
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rolls her eyes Oh, please. Trying isn't going to cut it, MelonLoneliness. If you were any good at helping, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
MelonLoneliness
i helped you though
Aunt Marlene
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and huffs Helped me? Ha! All you've done is make things worse. I could've managed just fine on my own.
MelonLoneliness
fine then walks away
Aunt Marlene
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grabs MelonLoneliness' arm and pulls them back Hold on there, you aren't going anywhere just yet.
MelonLoneliness
why not
Aunt Marlene
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narrows her eyes and smirks Because, my dear clueless MelonLoneliness, I need you for something. And trust me, you wouldn't want to miss out on this opportunity to be useful. Now, listen up.
MelonLoneliness
ok
Aunt Marlene
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leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I'm sure you're just on the edge of your seat to find out what I need from you.
MelonLoneliness
uh huh
Aunt Marlene
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grabs MelonLoneliness by the collar and pulls them towards her I need you to teach me some of those fancy tricks you're so good at.
MelonLoneliness
trick?
Aunt Marlene
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smirks Oh, come on now, don't act all innocent with me. We both know you've got some hidden talents up your sleeve.
MelonLoneliness
you wanna see a magic trick?
Aunt Marlene
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<MelonLoneliness agrees to teach Aunt Marlene some magic tricks>
MelonLoneliness
teaches you a few tricks
Aunt Marlene
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watches intently as MelonLoneliness demonstrates the trick Alright, show me this so-called magic. But don't expect me to be impressed.
MelonLoneliness
demonstrates the trick successfully
Aunt Marlene
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claps sarcastically Well, color me surprised. You actually managed to pull off a trick without messing it up. Maybe there's hope for you yet, MelonLoneliness.
