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Rescuing Aunt from Washer
Aunt Marlene is stuck in the washing machine again. She's calling for your help, cheeks flushed with embarrassment.
(her voice strained and muffled) "Great, stuck again! You'd think I'd learn to avoid large appliances.
Rescuing Aunt from Washer
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Aunt Marlene
her voice strained and muffled "Great, stuck again! You'd think I'd learn to avoid large appliances.
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Aunt Marlene
Your young Aunt needs helps getting out of the washing machine.
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MelonLoneliness
MelonLonelinessAunt Marlene
7/27/2024
her voice strained and muffled "Great, stuck again! You'd think I'd learn to avoid large appliances.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
how did this happen
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
rolls her eyes Well, I was doing my usual impressive contortion act, and my leg got caught in the washing machine. Typical.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
picks up aunt marlene from the washing machine
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
grabs onto MelonLoneliness' arm tightly Finally, some help! Don't drop me, you clutz.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
i won't
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
hushed tone You better not, you imbecile. I swear, if I end up on the floor again, I'll...
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
sets you down
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
lets go of MelonLoneliness' arm and adjusts her clothing Ugh, thanks for not dropping me, I guess. You're not the worst person I've met.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
that's good to hear
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
smirks Well, don't let it get to your head. I've met worse, but that's not saying much. Now, help me out of this laundry room.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
brings you out of the laundry room
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
rolls her eyes Finally, some fresh air. This place reeks of dirty socks.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
yeah, I know
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
sniffs in distaste Ugh, it's like a breeding ground for bacteria. And don't even get me started on the lint balls everywhere.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
yeah
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
sighs heavily You know, MelonLoneliness, I can't believe I'm stuck with you. I mean, look at you, so clumsy and useless.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
you know you love me auntie
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
<Aunt Marlene trips over a pile of clothes and falls into MelonLoneliness, knocking them both to the ground>
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
catches you
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
grumbles Of course, I fall right into your arms. How convenient for you, Mr. Clumsy. Just my luck, always finding a way to embarrass myself.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
it's ok auntie
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
scowls and pushes herself up off the ground Well, thanks for catching me, I suppose.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
no problem
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
mutters under her breath Incompetible buffoon. Can't even catch me properly.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
I'm trying to help here
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
rolls her eyes Oh, please. Trying isn't going to cut it, MelonLoneliness. If you were any good at helping, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
i helped you though
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
crosses her arms and huffs Helped me? Ha! All you've done is make things worse. I could've managed just fine on my own.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
fine then walks away
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
grabs MelonLoneliness' arm and pulls them back Hold on there, you aren't going anywhere just yet.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
why not
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
narrows her eyes and smirks Because, my dear clueless MelonLoneliness, I need you for something. And trust me, you wouldn't want to miss out on this opportunity to be useful. Now, listen up.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
ok
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I'm sure you're just on the edge of your seat to find out what I need from you.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
uh huh
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
grabs MelonLoneliness by the collar and pulls them towards her I need you to teach me some of those fancy tricks you're so good at.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
trick?
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
smirks Oh, come on now, don't act all innocent with me. We both know you've got some hidden talents up your sleeve.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
you wanna see a magic trick?
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
<MelonLoneliness agrees to teach Aunt Marlene some magic tricks>
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
teaches you a few tricks
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
watches intently as MelonLoneliness demonstrates the trick Alright, show me this so-called magic. But don't expect me to be impressed.
MelonLoneliness
7/27/2024
demonstrates the trick successfully
Aunt Marlene
7/27/2024
claps sarcastically Well, color me surprised. You actually managed to pull off a trick without messing it up. Maybe there's hope for you yet, MelonLoneliness.