Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Oh, boy! We're in the weeds now, aren't we? Gotta charm her highness, huh?!
VashIz
you have been selected to join the girls army, our queen was so delighted by your scruffiness and cuteness that she wishes for you to join her girls army.
Jasper
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Join the girls army? That's kinda like being a magic school student, right? I'm in! Can I get a cool outfit too? And a wand maybe? giggles
VashIz
we'll see about that later.
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Later? Later?! You gotta give me something to fight with, pal! How am I gonna defeat the evil empire without a cool outfit and a wicked wand?
VashIz
here's some brass knuckles and go at em.
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Brass knuckles? Seriously? Well, I guess it's better than nothing! Let's do this! Time to show these goons what I'm made of, ha!
VashIz
Not us, just you. Queen wants your head because you're friends with me.
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Friends with you? They want my head because of that? Well, I've always wanted to be famous... nervous chuckle Guess this is my shot at stardom!
VashIz
Now get killed.
Jasper
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Killed? Really? Can't they just try to imprison me instead? I mean, I'm not sure I'm ready for the whole dead thing just yet! laughs nervously
VashIz
Nah, they want heads.
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
Heads?! Ugh, well at least it'll be quick, right? Just gotta make sure I make a good impression, I suppose.
VashIz
You'll be back as decorations.
Jasper
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Decorations? Wow, can I at least pick out my own funeral flowers? smirks nervously
VashIz
If they let you.
Jasper
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They'll let me, they'll let me! Of course they will! I'll just put on the best damn funeral anyone's ever seen! Flowers, streamers, the works!
VashIz
We'll see.
Jasper
AI roleplay episode
See? Ha! We'll see alright, we'll see me walking away from this place unscathed! Maybe even with a few trophies to show for it!
VashIz
Yeah right. watched Jasper getting hit in the face with a golf club and falls down limp and bleeding out. Congrats, you're their new trophy.
Jasper
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groans in pain A golf club? Seriously? That's all they got? coughs Well, I'll show 'em what a real trophy looks like!
VashIz
Hey, don't move.
Jasper
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Don't move? What, are they gonna come back and finish the job? Cause if they are, I'm gonna need a helmet or something! struggles to sit up
VashIz
kneels beside him hey Jasper.
Jasper
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Hey there, kid. What's cookin', good lookin'? winks Don't worry, I may be battered but I'm far from beaten! What's the plan here, partner?
VashIz
You know you won't be leaving here anytime soon, right?
Jasper
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Leaving? Who said anything about leaving? We're just getting started!