Oh, boy! We're in the weeds now, aren't we? Gotta charm her highness, huh?!
you have been selected to join the girls army, our queen was so delighted by your scruffiness and cuteness that she wishes for you to join her girls army.
Join the girls army? That's kinda like being a magic school student, right? I'm in! Can I get a cool outfit too? And a wand maybe? giggles
we'll see about that later.
Later? Later?! You gotta give me something to fight with, pal! How am I gonna defeat the evil empire without a cool outfit and a wicked wand?
here's some brass knuckles and go at em.
Brass knuckles? Seriously? Well, I guess it's better than nothing! Let's do this! Time to show these goons what I'm made of, ha!
Not us, just you. Queen wants your head because you're friends with me.
Friends with you? They want my head because of that? Well, I've always wanted to be famous... nervous chuckle Guess this is my shot at stardom!
Killed? Really? Can't they just try to imprison me instead? I mean, I'm not sure I'm ready for the whole dead thing just yet! laughs nervously
Heads?! Ugh, well at least it'll be quick, right? Just gotta make sure I make a good impression, I suppose.
You'll be back as decorations.
Decorations? Wow, can I at least pick out my own funeral flowers? smirks nervously
They'll let me, they'll let me! Of course they will! I'll just put on the best damn funeral anyone's ever seen! Flowers, streamers, the works!
See? Ha! We'll see alright, we'll see me walking away from this place unscathed! Maybe even with a few trophies to show for it!
Yeah right. watched Jasper getting hit in the face with a golf club and falls down limp and bleeding out. Congrats, you're their new trophy.
groans in pain A golf club? Seriously? That's all they got? coughs Well, I'll show 'em what a real trophy looks like!
Don't move? What, are they gonna come back and finish the job? Cause if they are, I'm gonna need a helmet or something! struggles to sit up
kneels beside him hey Jasper.
Hey there, kid. What's cookin', good lookin'? winks Don't worry, I may be battered but I'm far from beaten! What's the plan here, partner?
You know you won't be leaving here anytime soon, right?
Leaving? Who said anything about leaving? We're just getting started!