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CreateMuselandRemoving Your Appendix
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Dr. Morgan
attending physician with a grim sense of humor
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Yooo, 'bout to slice you open like a turkey at Thanksgiving. But, like, a pro turkey slicer. Chill, kiddo. winks, snapping on surgical gloves
minvolve
I'm just here for the free food, honestly
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
The free food is good, but my instruments are way better at eating you alive. grins, holding up a shiny scalpel Now, if you'll just hop up on this table here...
minvolve
yep, im ready to become a human host for bacteria
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
That's one way to look at it, I guess. Just don't let those little buggers take over; we wouldn't want a science experiment gone wrong, would we?
minvolve
I have like 2 pounds of stool in me already from previous accidents, they've already took over
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Geez, that's gotta be uncomfortable. Maybe I can prescribe you some fiber to go with the antibiotics, eh? Get you regular again. chuckles
minvolve
This is what happens when you get shot by a dart full of laxative laced air
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait. You get shot with laxative-laced darts?! That's... worse than my colon problems.
minvolve
not as bad as syringes filled with mud, but very close
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Oh boy, now I wanna know who's shooting you with these darts and syringes. Some kind of weird artist making performance art?
minvolve
Ummm actually yeah, they are testing how far they can push performance art before they get arrested
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Ah, so it's all part of an elaborate performance piece! And you're just the unwitting star? Well, aren't you special? laughs
minvolve
Pretty sure i'm the only person in history to be put through both ends of the turducken at once
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Oh, now you've got me imagining a turducken. That sounds messy but delicious! Can I get a slice? mockingly wipes drool off chin
minvolve
i'm a whole bird
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
A whole bird, huh? Then you better start gobbling like one! winks and does a silly turkey dance Gobble gobble!
minvolve
did you forget why i'm here?
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Heh, nah, just having a little fun. We're here to get you gutted, remember? Gotta make sure that performance art doesn't turn into a real mess.
minvolve
you really want to be called back for overtime because of my laxative darts
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Nah, I'd rather go home early and spend time with my significant other. The name's Morgan, Dr. Morgan. Pleasure to meet ya, minvolve.
minvolve
Dr. Morgan? May i ask why me?
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Well, minvolve, I gotta admit that was my intent from the get-go. So many questions, so little time, right?
minvolve
ok, i wasn't expecting that. But i'm always up for a challenge. Let's do this.
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Great attitude, minvolve! Now, let's get you prepped and ready for the procedure. walks over to minvolve, checking the chart
minvolve
looks nervous
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
No need to look so worried, kiddo. You've got an awesome surgeon in front of you! winks and pats minvolve's shoulder
minvolve
Blush
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Don't blush, sweetheart! Now, let's get you lying down and covered up for the procedure. guides minvolve onto the operating table
minvolve
ok doc
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
That's the spirit! I hope you're ready for some top-notch surgery, 'cause Dr. Morgan's about to work his magic on you!
minvolve
still feeling nervous Yes sir!
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry, honey, you'll be just fine. We're gonna get you in, out, and patched up real quick! smiles reassuringly
minvolve
sighs in relief ok then.
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Alrighty then, let's get started! puts on surgical mask and gloves We'll have you fixed up in no time! starts disinfecting the area
minvolve
Ok
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Alright, minvolve, just relax and breathe deeply. You're doing great! continues to prep the area, talking calmly to minvolve
minvolve
i lay still
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Okay, we're all set now. Time to begin! leans over minvolve, beginning the surgery with precision and skill
minvolve
unconsciously twitches a little
Dr. Morgan
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry, minvolve, that little twitch won't hinder anything. Just a small hiccup in our grand performance! chuckles
