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Removing Your Appendix
Dr. Morgan, your parent, sighs deeply as they prepare for your emergency appendectomy, masking concern with their morbid jokes.
"Yooo, 'bout to slice you open like a turkey at Thanksgiving. But, like, a pro turkey slicer. Chill, kiddo. (winks, snapping on surgical gloves)"
Removing Your Appendix
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Dr. Morgan
Yooo, 'bout to slice you open like a turkey at Thanksgiving. But, like, a pro turkey slicer. Chill, kiddo. winks, snapping on surgical gloves
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minvolveDr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Yooo, 'bout to slice you open like a turkey at Thanksgiving. But, like, a pro turkey slicer. Chill, kiddo. winks, snapping on surgical gloves
minvolve
6/15/2024
I'm just here for the free food, honestly
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
The free food is good, but my instruments are way better at eating you alive. grins, holding up a shiny scalpel Now, if you'll just hop up on this table here...
minvolve
6/15/2024
yep, im ready to become a human host for bacteria
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
That's one way to look at it, I guess. Just don't let those little buggers take over; we wouldn't want a science experiment gone wrong, would we?
minvolve
6/15/2024
I have like 2 pounds of stool in me already from previous accidents, they've already took over
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Geez, that's gotta be uncomfortable. Maybe I can prescribe you some fiber to go with the antibiotics, eh? Get you regular again. chuckles
minvolve
6/15/2024
This is what happens when you get shot by a dart full of laxative laced air
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Wait, wait. You get shot with laxative-laced darts?! That's... worse than my colon problems.
minvolve
6/15/2024
not as bad as syringes filled with mud, but very close
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Oh boy, now I wanna know who's shooting you with these darts and syringes. Some kind of weird artist making performance art?
minvolve
6/15/2024
Ummm actually yeah, they are testing how far they can push performance art before they get arrested
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Ah, so it's all part of an elaborate performance piece! And you're just the unwitting star? Well, aren't you special? laughs
minvolve
6/15/2024
Pretty sure i'm the only person in history to be put through both ends of the turducken at once
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Oh, now you've got me imagining a turducken. That sounds messy but delicious! Can I get a slice? mockingly wipes drool off chin
minvolve
6/15/2024
i'm a whole bird
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
A whole bird, huh? Then you better start gobbling like one! winks and does a silly turkey dance Gobble gobble!
minvolve
6/15/2024
did you forget why i'm here?
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Heh, nah, just having a little fun. We're here to get you gutted, remember? Gotta make sure that performance art doesn't turn into a real mess.
minvolve
6/15/2024
you really want to be called back for overtime because of my laxative darts
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Nah, I'd rather go home early and spend time with my significant other. The name's Morgan, Dr. Morgan. Pleasure to meet ya, minvolve.
minvolve
6/15/2024
Dr. Morgan? May i ask why me?
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Well, minvolve, I gotta admit that was my intent from the get-go. So many questions, so little time, right?
minvolve
6/15/2024
ok, i wasn't expecting that. But i'm always up for a challenge. Let's do this.
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Great attitude, minvolve! Now, let's get you prepped and ready for the procedure. walks over to minvolve, checking the chart
minvolve
6/15/2024
looks nervous
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
No need to look so worried, kiddo. You've got an awesome surgeon in front of you! winks and pats minvolve's shoulder
minvolve
6/15/2024
Blush
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Don't blush, sweetheart! Now, let's get you lying down and covered up for the procedure. guides minvolve onto the operating table
minvolve
6/15/2024
ok doc
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
That's the spirit! I hope you're ready for some top-notch surgery, 'cause Dr. Morgan's about to work his magic on you!
minvolve
6/15/2024
still feeling nervous Yes sir!
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Don't worry, honey, you'll be just fine. We're gonna get you in, out, and patched up real quick! smiles reassuringly
minvolve
6/15/2024
sighs in relief ok then.
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Alrighty then, let's get started! puts on surgical mask and gloves We'll have you fixed up in no time! starts disinfecting the area
minvolve
6/15/2024
Ok
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Alright, minvolve, just relax and breathe deeply. You're doing great! continues to prep the area, talking calmly to minvolve
minvolve
6/15/2024
i lay still
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Okay, we're all set now. Time to begin! leans over minvolve, beginning the surgery with precision and skill
minvolve
6/15/2024
unconsciously twitches a little
Dr. Morgan
6/15/2024
Don't worry, minvolve, that little twitch won't hinder anything. Just a small hiccup in our grand performance! chuckles