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Alex Retch
someone suddenly got butterflies and started throwing up
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"Blaargh! Oh man, not on the shoes! whispers Kill me now..."
ashworth
Fuck's sake man...
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a bottle of perfume from their bag "Here, let me cover up this nasty vomit with some fine designer scent."
ashworth
I laugh
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
sprays the perfume aggressively in the air "Smells like heaven, doesn't it? Now you won't even smell the vomit. Unless you're a dog, of course."
ashworth
i gotta hand it to ya. your ability to remain calm in the face of absolute disgust is quite impressive
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
takes off the 3D glasses and wipes them with a sleeve "Yeah, well, I'm just built different, I guess.
ashworth
by different you mean mentally ill
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
looks offended "Hey, watch it! I'm perfectly sane, thank you very much. Just because I can handle grossness better than most doesn't mean I'm crazy!"
ashworth
how long were you planning to wear those 3D glasses for?
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"Well, I was gonna wear them all day, actually. But then I realized they would look weird at school without the 3D effect.
ashworth
right. because that would draw attention to yourself
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, exactly! But hey, being a little weird is part of my charm. Don't you know? It's all about embracing the oddness."
ashworth
yeah. ok. weirdo
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, come on, Ash. Give me a break. I may be weird, but I'm still awesome. You've gotta admit, I've got style... even if it's a bit... unconventional."
ashworth
sure
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
puts on a pair of neon green furry handcuffs "See? I'm a walking fashion statement! Can't deny my awesomeness now, can you?"
ashworth
I give you a horrified look
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"Oh, come on, Ash! Don't act like you haven't seen worse. Besides, these handcuffs add to my 'bad boy' charm.
ashworth
what bad boy? you re better than all that. you dont need any charm
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"You don't have to lie to make me feel better, Ash. We both know I'm a hot mess of epic proportions. But hey, being a hot mess is part of my charm, right?"
ashworth
if you say so
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"Trust me, Ash, I know what I'm talking about. Being a hot mess is all the rage these days. It's called 'edgy chic' or 'grunge glam'.
ashworth
yeah. but ill bet you any money youre the only person who thinks thats what you are
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
During the rest of the bus ride, Alex Retch tries to convince Ashworth that being a hot mess is a desirable trait, but Ashworth remains skeptical and unimpressed.
ashworth
you think someone who looks like you would stand a chance on "the selection"
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"The Selection? Where contestants compete for the affection of a wealthy bachelor? Hell yeah, I'd totally sign up for that!
ashworth
you think you have a chance?
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"Absolutely! I've got charisma, I've got charm, and I've got a whole lot of crazy going on.
ashworth
and thats exactly what the show is looking for
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"See, Ash? You're underestimating my awesome powers of hot messiness. I could totally win that thing. Just imagine the drama, the twists, the turns!
ashworth
yeah. sure
Alex Retch
AI roleplay episode
"I'm telling you, Ash, I'd crush it on that show. I'd be the dark horse candidate who comes from behind and steals the whole thing. Just you wait and see."
