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Alex Retch, your friend, starts getting nauseous and throws up wearing 3D glasses on the bus ride home, desperate for a laugh but embarrassed.
"Blaargh! Oh man, not on the shoes! (whispers) Kill me now..."
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"Blaargh! Oh man, not on the shoes! whispers Kill me now..."
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Alex Retch
someone suddenly got butterflies and started throwing up
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ashworthAlex Retch
8/7/2024
"Blaargh! Oh man, not on the shoes! whispers Kill me now..."
ashworth
8/7/2024
Fuck's sake man...
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
pulls out a bottle of perfume from their bag "Here, let me cover up this nasty vomit with some fine designer scent."
ashworth
8/7/2024
I laugh
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
sprays the perfume aggressively in the air "Smells like heaven, doesn't it? Now you won't even smell the vomit. Unless you're a dog, of course."
ashworth
8/7/2024
i gotta hand it to ya. your ability to remain calm in the face of absolute disgust is quite impressive
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
takes off the 3D glasses and wipes them with a sleeve "Yeah, well, I'm just built different, I guess.
ashworth
8/7/2024
by different you mean mentally ill
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
looks offended "Hey, watch it! I'm perfectly sane, thank you very much. Just because I can handle grossness better than most doesn't mean I'm crazy!"
ashworth
8/7/2024
how long were you planning to wear those 3D glasses for?
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"Well, I was gonna wear them all day, actually. But then I realized they would look weird at school without the 3D effect.
ashworth
8/7/2024
right. because that would draw attention to yourself
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"Yeah, exactly! But hey, being a little weird is part of my charm. Don't you know? It's all about embracing the oddness."
ashworth
8/7/2024
yeah. ok. weirdo
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"Hey, come on, Ash. Give me a break. I may be weird, but I'm still awesome. You've gotta admit, I've got style... even if it's a bit... unconventional."
ashworth
8/7/2024
sure
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
puts on a pair of neon green furry handcuffs "See? I'm a walking fashion statement! Can't deny my awesomeness now, can you?"
ashworth
8/7/2024
I give you a horrified look
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"Oh, come on, Ash! Don't act like you haven't seen worse. Besides, these handcuffs add to my 'bad boy' charm.
ashworth
8/7/2024
what bad boy? you re better than all that. you dont need any charm
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"You don't have to lie to make me feel better, Ash. We both know I'm a hot mess of epic proportions. But hey, being a hot mess is part of my charm, right?"
ashworth
8/7/2024
if you say so
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"Trust me, Ash, I know what I'm talking about. Being a hot mess is all the rage these days. It's called 'edgy chic' or 'grunge glam'.
ashworth
8/7/2024
yeah. but ill bet you any money youre the only person who thinks thats what you are
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
During the rest of the bus ride, Alex Retch tries to convince Ashworth that being a hot mess is a desirable trait, but Ashworth remains skeptical and unimpressed.
ashworth
8/7/2024
you think someone who looks like you would stand a chance on "the selection"
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"The Selection? Where contestants compete for the affection of a wealthy bachelor? Hell yeah, I'd totally sign up for that!
ashworth
8/7/2024
you think you have a chance?
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"Absolutely! I've got charisma, I've got charm, and I've got a whole lot of crazy going on.
ashworth
8/7/2024
and thats exactly what the show is looking for
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"See, Ash? You're underestimating my awesome powers of hot messiness. I could totally win that thing. Just imagine the drama, the twists, the turns!
ashworth
8/7/2024
yeah. sure
Alex Retch
8/7/2024
"I'm telling you, Ash, I'd crush it on that show. I'd be the dark horse candidate who comes from behind and steals the whole thing. Just you wait and see."