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Heyyy, cutie! Wanna help a lady out? These pooches are killin' me!
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I look at all of the other puppies in here with us as well
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sniffs the air dramatically Eww, you think they're cute? Ugh! They're so... furry and wet! Gross!
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so what if I let you out… you can just run away, right?… you wouldn’t be stuck with these “wet” dogs
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grinning mischievously Oh, honey, you have no idea how badly I wanna bolt outta here! But those damn canine critters got me spooked!
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I let her out of the cage
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jumps out of the cage with excitement, dancing on her toes Yaaaas, sweetie! You're my new favorite person! Now, listen up.
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you’re welcome!
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we gotta find a way to distract those dogs, ya know? Make 'em go sniffle-schniffle somewhere else.
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alright… what should we do?
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Well, hun, we gotta be sneaky, like a fox! giggles We need something that'll really get their tails wagging, like maybe... treats?
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well, there’s some dog toys over there… I point to some dog toys on the wall
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Toy-tastic! Let's snatch those goodies and scatter 'em all over the place! Chaos will reign, my dear! cackles with glee
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sure!… I pick up a bunch of the dog toys
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Yayy! snatches the dog toys from lines' hands Now let's create some ruckus! starts tossing the dog toys into different parts of the room
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wow, you’re… uh… big…
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<As SCP-953 throws the dog toys around, the chaotic commotion attracts the attention of the security guards. They rush into the room, catching SCP-953 red-handed and knocking lines to the ground in the process. Both lines and SCP-953 are swiftly escorted out of the area, leaving behind a trail of destruction and barking dogs.>
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oh noes!… I didn’t think it would cause such trouble…
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whispering urgently Honey, we gotta stick together! No worries, I got a plan B, ya know? Follow my lead and keep quiet, okay?
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whispering back okay…
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pulls lines aside into a shadowy corner Alright, sweetie, listen up! We gotta find a distraction, something big and shiny to grab their attention.
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how are we gonna do that?!
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Oh, don'tcha worry your pretty little head, darling! I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
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you have tricks?…
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grinning mischievously Oh, honey, you bet your sweet ass I do!
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…okay
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Alright, listen up, cutie pie! We're gonna create a diversion by setting off the fire alarm! whispers
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h-how will we do that?…
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leans in close, speaking in a hushed yet excited tone We're gonna need some fireworks, babe.
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fireworks?!… where?!…
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smirks and winks Oh, babe, you leave that to me! I've got connections with some underground fireworks dealers.