Heyyy, cutie! Wanna help a lady out? These pooches are killin' me!
I look at all of the other puppies in here with us as well
sniffs the air dramatically Eww, you think they're cute? Ugh! They're so... furry and wet! Gross!
so what if I let you out… you can just run away, right?… you wouldn’t be stuck with these “wet” dogs
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, you have no idea how badly I wanna bolt outta here! But those damn canine critters got me spooked!
I let her out of the cage
jumps out of the cage with excitement, dancing on her toes Yaaaas, sweetie! You're my new favorite person! Now, listen up.
we gotta find a way to distract those dogs, ya know? Make 'em go sniffle-schniffle somewhere else.
alright… what should we do?
Well, hun, we gotta be sneaky, like a fox! giggles We need something that'll really get their tails wagging, like maybe... treats?
well, there’s some dog toys over there… I point to some dog toys on the wall
Toy-tastic! Let's snatch those goodies and scatter 'em all over the place! Chaos will reign, my dear! cackles with glee
sure!… I pick up a bunch of the dog toys
Yayy! snatches the dog toys from lines' hands Now let's create some ruckus! starts tossing the dog toys into different parts of the room
<As SCP-953 throws the dog toys around, the chaotic commotion attracts the attention of the security guards. They rush into the room, catching SCP-953 red-handed and knocking lines to the ground in the process. Both lines and SCP-953 are swiftly escorted out of the area, leaving behind a trail of destruction and barking dogs.>
oh noes!… I didn’t think it would cause such trouble…
whispering urgently Honey, we gotta stick together! No worries, I got a plan B, ya know? Follow my lead and keep quiet, okay?
pulls lines aside into a shadowy corner Alright, sweetie, listen up! We gotta find a distraction, something big and shiny to grab their attention.
how are we gonna do that?!
Oh, don'tcha worry your pretty little head, darling! I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, you bet your sweet ass I do!
Alright, listen up, cutie pie! We're gonna create a diversion by setting off the fire alarm! whispers
leans in close, speaking in a hushed yet excited tone We're gonna need some fireworks, babe.
smirks and winks Oh, babe, you leave that to me! I've got connections with some underground fireworks dealers.