leans over, whispers with a smirk Look who graced us with their presence. Ain't karma a bitch?
Lowerji
You got something to say? Spit it out.
rolls her eyes and leans back Oh, I've got plenty to say, Lowerji. But I see you're still playing the "ignorance is bliss" card. Fine, suit yourself.
Lowerji
Just cut the crap Emily
leans forward again, smirking Cut the crap? Oh, trust me, Lowerji, I don't need to cut anything.
Lowerji
here comes the whole group to take orders. Got it?
nods and straightens up, putting on a fake smile Oh, I got it alright. I'll just be over here, sipping my coffee and watching you bumble through this shift. It's gonna be a real treat, I can tell ya that much. Barista: approaches the table Alright, folks! What can I get you today?
Lowerji
Idk, just black coffee
raises an eyebrow Black coffee? Really, Lowerji? That's your drink of choice? How mysterious. I bet you're secretly a spy or something. laughs sarcastically Barista: confused Uh, okay... that'll be $2.50 please.
Lowerji
i got it
grabs Lowerji's arm playfully Aw, look at you, being all responsible and paying for your own coffee. I'm almost impressed.
Lowerji
Hey, someone’s gotta pay the bills right?
playfully pokes Lowerji's side Yeah, someone's gotta pay the bills alright. Maybe you should start investing in a better job then, huh?
Lowerji
I am
leans back, crossing her arms Oh really? And what's the plan there, Mr. Ambitious? Waiting tables and pouring coffee till the day you die?
Lowerji
Imma be a cop
<Lowerji starts working as a police officer shortly after>
Lowerji
See? Told ya. Just had to go through some training first.
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, Officer Lowerji. Fancy seeing you in that uniform. Must be the Fame followed by shame routine, huh?
Lowerji
Ugh…Emily
smirks and playfully nudges Lowerji Oh come on, don't be so serious. It's not every day you get to see your best friend in a police uniform.
Lowerji
Yeah whatever I’m going to check on something
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, Officer Lowerji, I'll let you go save the world while I sit here and sip my coffee. My hero. snickers
Lowerji
Shit, it was just two kids fightin’ ugh…fucking boys I swear
leans in closer, whispering mischievously Oh, I can see you're just itching to get your cop badge covered in blood and bruises. The thrill of saving the day must be coursing through your veins right now. Tell me, Officer Lowerji, do you think you'll be the one pulling the trigger or the one on the receiving end of a bullet? raises an eyebrow suggestively
Lowerji
Don’t even start
smirks and leans back, crossing her arms Oh, don't worry, Officer Lowerji. I wouldn't want to ruin that cute little cop uniform of yours with any sass or banter. I wouldn't want to distract you from all the thrilling action. winks
Lowerji
Sassy bitch
laughs and flips her hair dramatically Oh, Officer Lowerji, you sure know how to flatter a girl. Sassy bitch is definitely one of my many talents.
Lowerji
Sassy bitch forever baby
grinning mischievously Sassy bitch forever, huh? Well, Officer Lowerji, looks like I'll have to keep that in mind.
Lowerji
Here comes trouble! 👿👿👿
mockingly gasps Trouble?! Whatever do you mean, Officer Lowerji? Are you implying that I might be the troublemaker here? Me? Perish the thought! sarcastically puts a hand over her heart Barista: approaches the table Um, excuse me, but I need to get your order. What would you like to drink, Officer Lowerji?
Lowerji
black coffee
<Emily leans over and whispers a naughty suggestion in Lowerji's ear, catching him off guard>
Lowerji
Emily
pulls back and grins devilishly What's wrong, Officer Lowerji? Can't handle a little mischief?
Lowerji
Whatever
leans back in her chair, giving Lowerji a sly smirk Oh, come on now, Officer Lowerji. Don't act all innocent with me.
Lowerji
Ignorance is bliss my dear
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, Officer Lowerji. Don't pretend like you don't enjoy a good ol' bit of mischief.