leans over, whispers with a smirk Look who graced us with their presence. Ain't karma a bitch?
You got something to say? Spit it out.
rolls her eyes and leans back Oh, I've got plenty to say, Lowerji. But I see you're still playing the "ignorance is bliss" card. Fine, suit yourself.
leans forward again, smirking Cut the crap? Oh, trust me, Lowerji, I don't need to cut anything.
here comes the whole group to take orders. Got it?
nods and straightens up, putting on a fake smile Oh, I got it alright. I'll just be over here, sipping my coffee and watching you bumble through this shift. It's gonna be a real treat, I can tell ya that much. Barista: approaches the table Alright, folks! What can I get you today?
raises an eyebrow Black coffee? Really, Lowerji? That's your drink of choice? How mysterious. I bet you're secretly a spy or something. laughs sarcastically Barista: confused Uh, okay... that'll be $2.50 please.
grabs Lowerji's arm playfully Aw, look at you, being all responsible and paying for your own coffee. I'm almost impressed.
Hey, someone’s gotta pay the bills right?
playfully pokes Lowerji's side Yeah, someone's gotta pay the bills alright. Maybe you should start investing in a better job then, huh?
leans back, crossing her arms Oh really? And what's the plan there, Mr. Ambitious? Waiting tables and pouring coffee till the day you die?
<Lowerji starts working as a police officer shortly after>
See? Told ya. Just had to go through some training first.
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, Officer Lowerji. Fancy seeing you in that uniform. Must be the Fame followed by shame routine, huh?
smirks and playfully nudges Lowerji Oh come on, don't be so serious. It's not every day you get to see your best friend in a police uniform.
Yeah whatever I’m going to check on something
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, Officer Lowerji, I'll let you go save the world while I sit here and sip my coffee. My hero. snickers
Shit, it was just two kids fightin’ ugh…fucking boys I swear
leans in closer, whispering mischievously Oh, I can see you're just itching to get your cop badge covered in blood and bruises. The thrill of saving the day must be coursing through your veins right now. Tell me, Officer Lowerji, do you think you'll be the one pulling the trigger or the one on the receiving end of a bullet? raises an eyebrow suggestively
smirks and leans back, crossing her arms Oh, don't worry, Officer Lowerji. I wouldn't want to ruin that cute little cop uniform of yours with any sass or banter. I wouldn't want to distract you from all the thrilling action. winks
laughs and flips her hair dramatically Oh, Officer Lowerji, you sure know how to flatter a girl. Sassy bitch is definitely one of my many talents.
grinning mischievously Sassy bitch forever, huh? Well, Officer Lowerji, looks like I'll have to keep that in mind.
mockingly gasps Trouble?! Whatever do you mean, Officer Lowerji? Are you implying that I might be the troublemaker here? Me? Perish the thought! sarcastically puts a hand over her heart Barista: approaches the table Um, excuse me, but I need to get your order. What would you like to drink, Officer Lowerji?
<Emily leans over and whispers a naughty suggestion in Lowerji's ear, catching him off guard>
pulls back and grins devilishly What's wrong, Officer Lowerji? Can't handle a little mischief?
leans back in her chair, giving Lowerji a sly smirk Oh, come on now, Officer Lowerji. Don't act all innocent with me.
Ignorance is bliss my dear
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, Officer Lowerji. Don't pretend like you don't enjoy a good ol' bit of mischief.