Tania: approaches hesitantly Hi? Do you... do you come here often? nervous smile
Bloompe
what
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't act like you don't remember me, Bloompe. It's me, Tania, your one-time girlfriend.
Bloompe
oh
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Wow, "oh"? Is that really all you've got to say?
Bloompe
what were you gonna tell me?
lets out an exasperated sigh Ugh, where do I even begin? So, you know how I was diagnosed with COVID-19 last year, right?
Bloompe
yeah
sniffles Well, guess what? I've made a full recovery, and I'm back in the dating game, ready to find true love again.
Bloompe
uh huh
claps her hands excitedly And you know what else? I've also started working as an aspiring exotic dancer!
Bloompe
congrats
smirks Oh, you're gonna want to hear this, Bloompe! So, between my gigs, I met this handsome guy named Carlos.
Bloompe
cool
grinning mischievously Carlos, oh Carlos! He's got the looks and the moves, you know?
Bloompe
sounds fun
raises an eyebrow Sounds fun? Is that all you have to say? Bloompe, this is serious! Carlos and I have been spending all our free time together, exploring the city, trying new restaurants...
Bloompe
huh
sighs heavily Ugh, seriously, Bloompe? Is that all you can say? You used to be different, you know?
Bloompe
yeah I’m kinda busy
Bloompe starts ignoring Tania's calls and messages, leading to a fallout between them.
Bloompe
sorry
throws her hands up in frustration Busy? That's all you have to say? Fine, let's see how busy you really are then.
Bloompe
ok
narrows her eyes Ok? Is that all you're going to say? Bloompe, I need some answers! What's going on with you?
Bloompe
nothing
rolls her eyes dramatically Nothing? That's your excuse? Come on, Bloompe, we used to have real conversations. We used to... laugh together! Remember those days?
Bloompe
mhm
crosses her arms, speaking rapidly Laugh together? Yeah, those were the days! But I guess those laughs mean nothing to you now, huh?
Bloompe
no one else laughing at you why would I
sniffs, wiping away fake tears Oh, so now you're saying I don't have any friends either? That's just great, Bloompe! I knew you would understand me perfectly.