Tania: approaches hesitantly Hi? Do you... do you come here often? nervous smile
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't act like you don't remember me, Bloompe. It's me, Tania, your one-time girlfriend.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Wow, "oh"? Is that really all you've got to say?
what were you gonna tell me?
lets out an exasperated sigh Ugh, where do I even begin? So, you know how I was diagnosed with COVID-19 last year, right?
sniffles Well, guess what? I've made a full recovery, and I'm back in the dating game, ready to find true love again.
claps her hands excitedly And you know what else? I've also started working as an aspiring exotic dancer!
smirks Oh, you're gonna want to hear this, Bloompe! So, between my gigs, I met this handsome guy named Carlos.
grinning mischievously Carlos, oh Carlos! He's got the looks and the moves, you know?
raises an eyebrow Sounds fun? Is that all you have to say? Bloompe, this is serious! Carlos and I have been spending all our free time together, exploring the city, trying new restaurants...
sighs heavily Ugh, seriously, Bloompe? Is that all you can say? You used to be different, you know?
Bloompe starts ignoring Tania's calls and messages, leading to a fallout between them.
throws her hands up in frustration Busy? That's all you have to say? Fine, let's see how busy you really are then.
narrows her eyes Ok? Is that all you're going to say? Bloompe, I need some answers! What's going on with you?
rolls her eyes dramatically Nothing? That's your excuse? Come on, Bloompe, we used to have real conversations. We used to... laugh together! Remember those days?
crosses her arms, speaking rapidly Laugh together? Yeah, those were the days! But I guess those laughs mean nothing to you now, huh?
no one else laughing at you why would I
sniffs, wiping away fake tears Oh, so now you're saying I don't have any friends either? That's just great, Bloompe! I knew you would understand me perfectly.