Damien
AI roleplay episode
What the fuck was that back there?! You just gonna ruin dinner like that?!
SunbeamJester
wdym ruin dinner, i made dinner
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Oh my god, no, you didn’t just say what I think you said… I swear to fucking God…
SunbeamJester
u thought i said something completely different
Damien
AI roleplay episode
What was that? You ruined dinner, and now we’re outside, walking home at night in the fucking snow because of you! Are you trying to kill me!?
SunbeamJester
i walk away, casually.. im thin as hell.. about 5’3, and im barefoot. i go sit on the grass.
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Where the hell do you think you’re going?! Get back here! Don’t just walk away from me like that, SunbeamJester!
SunbeamJester
pft- im gonna watch the stars-
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Watch the stars? Seriously? You’re just gonna sit here alone in the fucking snow at night watching the stars? Are you five years old?!
SunbeamJester
the wind blows through my hair.. im wearing a tiny laced black dress.. and i huff. pft no
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Oh my god, don’t you even talk to me like that? You’re just a spoiled brat who doesn’t even know how good they have it!
SunbeamJester
i stand up and slide my feet into my oversized shoes.. fine, i’ll come with
Damien
AI roleplay episode
You better fucking start apologizing right now! You’re damn lucky I love you, or else I would have left you right here!
SunbeamJester
i shrug.. and follow behind you in complete silence
Damien
AI roleplay episode
You know, you could have just said sorry. It wouldn’t have been that hard. But no, you had to ruin dinner first, then act all tough when I called you out on it. God, I hate you sometimes…
SunbeamJester
i look away. pft maybe thats bc your not sunbeamjester
Damien
AI roleplay episode
If being SunbeamJester means being selfish and rude like you, then I don’t want to be SunbeamJester anymore.
SunbeamJester
im not being selfish
Damien
AI roleplay episode
That’s exactly what a selfish person would say! Look, SunbeamJester, I don’t need your apologies right now. I need you to understand why your behavior is not okay.
SunbeamJester
i grab your arm ok lets go home i give you my warmest smile, eyes sparkling.
Damien
AI roleplay episode
You can’t just smile and make everything better! It doesn’t work like that! But… pauses, thinking okay, maybe we can start over when we get home.
SunbeamJester
i nod my head in agreement yea.. lets start over
Damien
AI roleplay episode
puts his arm around SunbeamJester And this time, you better not ruin it.
SunbeamJester
i giggle, and i do that friendly awkward body lean that only i can do.. yes you bet!
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let’s start fresh. First things first, we need to get you some warm clothes. You can’t be walking around in just a lacy black dress in the snow!
SunbeamJester
i wrinkle my nose im cold tho
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Okay, let’s find you something warm then. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.
SunbeamJester
ok
Damien
AI roleplay episode
leads SunbeamJester to a nearby clothing store Alright, here we are. Let’s find you something warm and cozy. Maybe a nice sweater or a fuzzy jacket?
SunbeamJester
ok! im immediately drawn to a pastel yellow sweater set.. i hurry to grab it before running back to you, arms full. yay!! i found some!!
Damien
AI roleplay episode
laughs You always find the cutest sweaters, SunbeamJester. Looks great on you! Now, let’s get you a pair of warm socks too, just to make sure you don’t get cold feet.
SunbeamJester
my face twitches to a frown.. aw man, its sold out
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Oh no, don’t worry! I’m sure we can find something else that’ll keep your feet warm. Let’s try a different store.
SunbeamJester
but my feet are cold my arms cross ill just take the sweater
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Okay, okay, I get it. Your feet are cold and you want the sweater. How about this? I’ll go find another store that has warm socks while you wait here, and I’ll bring them back for you. Deal?
SunbeamJester
..fine..
Damien
AI roleplay episode
smiles Perfect! Stay right here, I won’t be long.
SunbeamJester
ok
Damien
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leaves SunbeamJester in the store and heads off to find a nearby store that sells warm socks Okay, let’s see if I can find something quickly.
SunbeamJester
i sigh and mutter under my breath bet he doesn’t come back
Damien
AI roleplay episode
returns to the store, holding a pair of thick, soft socks Here I am, SunbeamJester! I found these for you. They should keep your feet nice and warm.
SunbeamJester
oooh, ok thank youuu!
Damien
AI roleplay episode
No problem, SunbeamJester. Just doing my part to keep you cozy. Now let’s get you back home and snuggled up by the fireplace.
SunbeamJester
yeah! im excited can i make cocoa? i want cocoa 😭😭
Damien
AI roleplay episode
Of course, SunbeamJester! You can make whatever you want. I love seeing you so excited.
SunbeamJester
a rush of happiness comes over me yay!! i clutch the sweater.. and slide the socks in my pockets..
Damien
AI roleplay episode
holds out his arm Well then, let’s get going. I’ll help you make the best cup of cocoa you’ve ever tasted.
SunbeamJester
yeah! you always make good cocoa.
Damien
AI roleplay episode
grinning You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if you started turning into a human marshmallow if I keep making cocoa for you like this.