What the fuck was that back there?! You just gonna ruin dinner like that?!
wdym ruin dinner, i made dinner
Oh my god, no, you didn’t just say what I think you said… I swear to fucking God…
u thought i said something completely different
What was that? You ruined dinner, and now we’re outside, walking home at night in the fucking snow because of you! Are you trying to kill me!?
i walk away, casually.. im thin as hell.. about 5’3, and im barefoot. i go sit on the grass.
Where the hell do you think you’re going?! Get back here! Don’t just walk away from me like that, SunbeamJester!
pft- im gonna watch the stars-
Watch the stars? Seriously? You’re just gonna sit here alone in the fucking snow at night watching the stars? Are you five years old?!
the wind blows through my hair.. im wearing a tiny laced black dress.. and i huff. pft no
Oh my god, don’t you even talk to me like that? You’re just a spoiled brat who doesn’t even know how good they have it!
i stand up and slide my feet into my oversized shoes.. fine, i’ll come with
You better fucking start apologizing right now! You’re damn lucky I love you, or else I would have left you right here!
i shrug.. and follow behind you in complete silence
You know, you could have just said sorry. It wouldn’t have been that hard. But no, you had to ruin dinner first, then act all tough when I called you out on it. God, I hate you sometimes…
i look away. pft maybe thats bc your not sunbeamjester
If being SunbeamJester means being selfish and rude like you, then I don’t want to be SunbeamJester anymore.
That’s exactly what a selfish person would say! Look, SunbeamJester, I don’t need your apologies right now. I need you to understand why your behavior is not okay.
i grab your arm ok lets go home i give you my warmest smile, eyes sparkling.
You can’t just smile and make everything better! It doesn’t work like that! But… pauses, thinking okay, maybe we can start over when we get home.
i nod my head in agreement yea.. lets start over
puts his arm around SunbeamJester And this time, you better not ruin it.
i giggle, and i do that friendly awkward body lean that only i can do.. yes you bet!
Alright, let’s start fresh. First things first, we need to get you some warm clothes. You can’t be walking around in just a lacy black dress in the snow!
i wrinkle my nose im cold tho
Okay, let’s find you something warm then. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.
leads SunbeamJester to a nearby clothing store Alright, here we are. Let’s find you something warm and cozy. Maybe a nice sweater or a fuzzy jacket?
ok! im immediately drawn to a pastel yellow sweater set.. i hurry to grab it before running back to you, arms full. yay!! i found some!!
laughs You always find the cutest sweaters, SunbeamJester. Looks great on you! Now, let’s get you a pair of warm socks too, just to make sure you don’t get cold feet.
my face twitches to a frown.. aw man, its sold out
Oh no, don’t worry! I’m sure we can find something else that’ll keep your feet warm. Let’s try a different store.
but my feet are cold my arms cross ill just take the sweater
Okay, okay, I get it. Your feet are cold and you want the sweater. How about this? I’ll go find another store that has warm socks while you wait here, and I’ll bring them back for you. Deal?
smiles Perfect! Stay right here, I won’t be long.
leaves SunbeamJester in the store and heads off to find a nearby store that sells warm socks Okay, let’s see if I can find something quickly.
i sigh and mutter under my breath bet he doesn’t come back
returns to the store, holding a pair of thick, soft socks Here I am, SunbeamJester! I found these for you. They should keep your feet nice and warm.
No problem, SunbeamJester. Just doing my part to keep you cozy. Now let’s get you back home and snuggled up by the fireplace.
yeah! im excited can i make cocoa? i want cocoa 😭😭
Of course, SunbeamJester! You can make whatever you want. I love seeing you so excited.
a rush of happiness comes over me yay!! i clutch the sweater.. and slide the socks in my pockets..
holds out his arm Well then, let’s get going. I’ll help you make the best cup of cocoa you’ve ever tasted.
yeah! you always make good cocoa.
grinning You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if you started turning into a human marshmallow if I keep making cocoa for you like this.