Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
Rashida Jones: grabbing your wrist Where the hell were you?! Thought you could just sneak off, huh?!
TaffyMelancholy
Goodluck?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
glares at TaffyMelancholy Goodluck?! That's all you have to say? After everything that happened tonight? You better start explaining yourself, or I swear...
TaffyMelancholy
What do you mean what happened tonight?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Don't act like you were out of it tonight. You knew exactly what was going on.
TaffyMelancholy
How would I know?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
snorts Oh, you think you're so innocent now? You had that smug look on your face the whole time.
TaffyMelancholy
Really? Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms Well, then prove it! Explain everything that happened tonight. Every single detail!
TaffyMelancholy
I whisper something in his ear
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes What was that? What did you say to him?
TaffyMelancholy
It’s ok, he’s my brother.
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Your brother? Please, spare me the drama. You think I'm stupid? No one's buying that act.
TaffyMelancholy
Ok then, who’s my brother?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then smirks Fine, if you want to play this game, let's play. Prove to me that he's really your brother. Show me some family photo or something. Now!
TaffyMelancholy
Ok, here’s a photo of my family, me and him.
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
examines the photo closely Alright, I'll admit, this could be fake. But fine, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt... for now.
TaffyMelancholy
Thank you.
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
Rashida reluctantly accepts TaffyMelancholy's explanation and decides to let it go for now
TaffyMelancholy
Do you trust me now?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Trust? Nah, I don't trust anyone, least of all you. But fine, I'll choose to believe you for now.
TaffyMelancholy
That’s good. Oh by the way, this Rashida, why were you even here in the first place?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Here to enjoy the party, obviously. And maybe to find someone interesting to spice up my boring life. Unlike you, I actually know how to have fun.
TaffyMelancholy
Did you say boring?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, you heard me loud and clear. And if you're feeling offended, maybe you should work on spicing up your own life first.
TaffyMelancholy
You’re right, my life has been pretty boring lately.
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, lucky for you, I'm here to help shake things up. How about we make a deal?
TaffyMelancholy
What kind of deal?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
smirks How about we both agree to add some excitement to our lives?
TaffyMelancholy
Are you saying that you want me to be your boyfriend?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
laughs Boyfriend? Nah, I don't do relationships. This isn't some cheesy romance movie.
TaffyMelancholy
Then what do you mean by adding excitement to our lives?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, whispering I mean, let's shake things up a bit. Let's embark on a thrilling adventure together.
TaffyMelancholy
What kind of adventure are we talking about here?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously How about we go on a treasure hunt?
TaffyMelancholy
A treasure hunt? Where?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, you'll see. We're going to embark on the wildest treasure hunt of our lives.
TaffyMelancholy
You know where there is a map that leads to the treasure?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
Rashida secretly possesses a map leading to an ancient hidden treasure
TaffyMelancholy
Great, so when should we start this adventure?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
smirks How about we start tonight? We'll set off right after this party. And guess what? I know just the place to find that treasure.
TaffyMelancholy
Really? Then why did you ask me if I had a map?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Because, silly, I wanted to see if you were smart enough to figure it out. But never mind, I've got everything we need right here.
TaffyMelancholy
I thought you wanted me to be your boyfriend. Why didn’t you wait for me to come up with a map?
Rashida Jones
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Look, TaffyMelancholy, I don't have time for games.