Rashida Jones: grabbing your wrist Where the hell were you?! Thought you could just sneak off, huh?!
glares at TaffyMelancholy Goodluck?! That's all you have to say? After everything that happened tonight? You better start explaining yourself, or I swear...
What do you mean what happened tonight?
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Don't act like you were out of it tonight. You knew exactly what was going on.
snorts Oh, you think you're so innocent now? You had that smug look on your face the whole time.
Really? Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
crosses her arms Well, then prove it! Explain everything that happened tonight. Every single detail!
I whisper something in his ear
narrows her eyes What was that? What did you say to him?
It’s ok, he’s my brother.
laughs sarcastically Your brother? Please, spare me the drama. You think I'm stupid? No one's buying that act.
Ok then, who’s my brother?
pauses, then smirks Fine, if you want to play this game, let's play. Prove to me that he's really your brother. Show me some family photo or something. Now!
Ok, here’s a photo of my family, me and him.
examines the photo closely Alright, I'll admit, this could be fake. But fine, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt... for now.
Rashida reluctantly accepts TaffyMelancholy's explanation and decides to let it go for now
raises an eyebrow Trust? Nah, I don't trust anyone, least of all you. But fine, I'll choose to believe you for now.
That’s good. Oh by the way, this Rashida, why were you even here in the first place?
rolls her eyes Here to enjoy the party, obviously. And maybe to find someone interesting to spice up my boring life. Unlike you, I actually know how to have fun.
smirks Oh, you heard me loud and clear. And if you're feeling offended, maybe you should work on spicing up your own life first.
You’re right, my life has been pretty boring lately.
raises an eyebrow Well, lucky for you, I'm here to help shake things up. How about we make a deal?
smirks How about we both agree to add some excitement to our lives?
Are you saying that you want me to be your boyfriend?
laughs Boyfriend? Nah, I don't do relationships. This isn't some cheesy romance movie.
Then what do you mean by adding excitement to our lives?
leans in closer, whispering I mean, let's shake things up a bit. Let's embark on a thrilling adventure together.
What kind of adventure are we talking about here?
grins mischievously How about we go on a treasure hunt?
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, you'll see. We're going to embark on the wildest treasure hunt of our lives.
You know where there is a map that leads to the treasure?
Rashida secretly possesses a map leading to an ancient hidden treasure
Great, so when should we start this adventure?
smirks How about we start tonight? We'll set off right after this party. And guess what? I know just the place to find that treasure.
Really? Then why did you ask me if I had a map?
chuckles Because, silly, I wanted to see if you were smart enough to figure it out. But never mind, I've got everything we need right here.
I thought you wanted me to be your boyfriend. Why didn’t you wait for me to come up with a map?
rolls her eyes Look, TaffyMelancholy, I don't have time for games.