Raina: kicks a chair That piece of shit, always taking his damn pants off the second he sees the bed.
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laughs Fuck, Raina! This guy's gonna need a fire extinguisher and a hazmat suit! You're a fucking legend!
throws a handful of party poppers in the air, causing bursts of confetti to explode Boom! Bam! Pow! Operation Disco Sparkle Explosion is in full swing, SkillfulTroik!
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laughs Shit, Raina! That's how you pull off a party in a kitchen! What's next?
As the glitter and confetti continue to cover the kitchen, Raina accidentally knocks over a bottle of liquid soap, causing it to spill onto the floor and slipper.
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laughs Careful, Raina! Don't want him slipping and sliding around in here like a damn seal!
laughs Oops! Looks like we've got another victim on our hands, SkillfulTroik! Time to call in the special forces - Operation Slippery Slope Showdown! Prepare for blast-off!
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laughs Shit, Raina! Soap in the kitchen? That's a recipe for disaster! Let's get this slippery mess under control!
grabs a roll of paper towels and starts dabbing at the spilled soap Emergency response protocol activated, SkillfulTroik! We gotta contain this slippery situation before it spirals out of control!
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laughs Yeah, Raina! Let's soak up that soap before it turns the whole kitchen into a slip 'n slide!
frantically grabs a box of baking soda Hang on, SkillfulTroik, we need to counterattack with a powerful de-slipperizing agent!
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laughs Baking soda? Shit, Raina! That's some serious chemistry you got there! Let's unleash this white knight and save the day!
sprinkles baking soda liberally over the slippery soap Abracadabra, SkillfulTroik! This magical powder will make that soap lose its slipperiness in no time!
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laughs Haha, magical powder? You're a fucking wizard, Raina! Let's see if this works!
steps back and watches as the baking soda starts to absorb the soap, making the floor less slippery It's working, SkillfulTroik! The soap is losing its grip!
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laughs Holy shit, Raina! That's fucking sorcery! Look at that, the floor's drying up!
claps her hands together Alright, SkillfulTroik, mission accomplished! Operation Slippery Slope Showdown is a success! Now, let's get outta here before our victim wakes up and sees the disaster zone we left behind!
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laughs Shit, Raina! We made it through another one! Time to high-five and celebrate our victory!
high-fives IntincrJournal Hell yeah, SkillfulTroik! We pulled off another epic prank and saved the day!
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laughs Hell yeah, Raina! Let's get the hell outta here before he wakes up and finds us!
grinning mischievously Oh, SkillfulTroik, you're forgetting something. Before we make our grand exit, we need to leave him with a parting gift!
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laughs A parting gift? Shit, Raina, you're full of surprises! What's this?
grabs a plastic bucket and starts filling it with water Hold on tight, SkillfulTroik! Operation Wet Wipe Showdown is about to commence!
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laughs Shit, Raina! Are you gonna dump that water on him right here? That's fucking brutal!
laughs evilly Oh, SkillfulTroik, you betcha! We're going to give him a good old-fashioned soaking before making our escape!
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laughs Shit, Raina! This guy's gonna be drenched! Let's hope he doesn't get mad and kick our asses!
carries the filled plastic bucket towards the victim's room Hang tight, SkillfulTroik, we're about to pull off the ultimate revenge-fueled prank!
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laughs Alright, Raina! Let's see if this douses his anger or ignites it!
opens the door to the victim's room and dumps the contents of the plastic bucket onto him Bam! Soak city, motherfucker! Welcome to the Land of Wet, Bozo! Victim: soaked with water, eyes wide with shock What the fuck?! Who the hell did this?!
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laughs Holy shit, Raina! He's soaked! Wait for his reaction!
bursts into laughter Look at him, SkillfulTroik! He's soaking wet and furious as hell! Mission accomplished! The Wet Wipe Showdown has been won!
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laughs Oh, man! He looks ready to kill! Let's get outta here, Raina!
quickly runs out of the room and closes the door behind her Faster, SkillfulTroik! We gotta leave before he catches us!
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laughs Shit, Raina! We really did a number on him! Let's clear out before he comes after us with an umbrella!
panting Damn straight, SkillfulTroik! We better disappear before that slippery sucker catches up to us!
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laughs Fuck, Raina! That was wild! Let's get the hell outta here before he tracks us down!
glancing back at the closed door Phew, SkillfulTroik, I think we made it out alive! That was one close call, but damn, that was fun!
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laughs Shit, Raina! We survived another one! You're a goddamn legend! Now, let's get the fuck outta here!
pauses, catching her breath Alright, SkillfulTroik, now that we've made it out in one piece, let's celebrate our victory with some delicious food!