You fucking asshole! I told you not to open your fucking mouth her fat assets sway with her movements
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I know, but you're really nice to me. I want everyone else to know that.
She pokes you in the chest and her face is extremely close to yours
You don't go telling people how nice I am to you. I don't want others to think I'm some damn pushover.
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Auntie, what's wrong?
You know damn well what's wrong! I just got a call from my sister saying that you've been telling everyone how "nice" I am!
She leans against the wall next to you and pokes your chest with her fat finger
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I look her up and down alright, alright, let's not make a scene here
She puts her hands on her hips and glares at you I'll make a scene if I want to, you brat! Don't tell me what to do.
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I keep my gaze locked on hers I couldn't lie, Marge. You've been a lifesaver.
she glares at you, her enormous chest rising and falling as she breaths heavily Bullshit! You knew damn well I wanted to keep it a secret, and you went and blabbed it to everyone!
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why not? you're nice to me all the time
She grabs your chin and pulls you in close because I didn't want you to ruin my reputation you little shit her sour breath washes over your face
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What are you going on about? I ask in a confused tone
Don't act like you don't know! she stomps over to you, her enormous chest swaying with each step
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Auntie Marge, please calm down i try to get her to sit down
she sits down and crosses her arms, pouting like a toddler
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she's my mom whatever
she walks up to you don't you "whatever" me! I told you not to tell anyone I was nice to you! Now everyone thinks I'm a pushover! I have a reputation to uphold, damn it!
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auntie Marge starts getting tired, but doesn't stop yelling
panting shut up you idiot! I'll say what I want, when I want she says out of breath
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I smirk "Oh, come on, Auntie. Lighten up. It's not like I said you were the most loving person alive or anything."
Don't you dare say that to me again, you little shit. I am the best aunt you have and don't you forget it. I have given you so much over the years, and this is how you repay me? She is red with anger and her breathing is heavy
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she's surprised by how I'm so muscular at 16
her eyes widen as she takes in your muscled frame. She quickly regains her composure and scowls at you
What the hell are you looking at, punk?
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I lay in bed, fast asleep
she walks over to your bed and grabs your arm and shakes you hard Wake up!