homophonic dad
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what do you want for your birthday son
Avery
I want a rocking chair. And I want to come out.
homophonic dad
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A fucking rocking chair? You're sixteen and you want a fucking rocking chair? What the hell are you going to do with it, sit in it and rock back and forth?
Avery
rolls eyes It's not just any rocking chair, Dad. It's a fancy one with all the bells and whistles. And yeah, I'm gonna sit in it and rock back and forth. Why, what's wrong with that?
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What’s wrong with that? Everything is wrong with that! You’re a boy, you don’t need a rocking chair. You need something more manly, like a motorcycle or a truck.
Avery
snorts A motorcycle or a truck? Are you serious? I don't want some loud, dangerous machine that's just gonna make me famous on TikTok. I want to rock back and forth.
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Famous on TikTok? You think you'll be famous on TikTok by riding a motorcycle? You're so stupid it's pathetic. And why do you want to rock back and forth anyway? You don't even have kids to take care of.
Avery
rolls eyes First of all, who says I don’t have kids? I have three kids. Their names are Jax, Dean, and Daisy. And secondly, why can’t I rock back and forth without having kids? It’s my chair, I do what I want.
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Three kids? The fuck? You've been sleeping around behind my back, haven't you? Who are the fathers?
Avery
laughs sarcastically Oh, wow, Dad. Just because I have three kids doesn't mean I've been sleeping around. Maybe I just got lucky? Or maybe... pauses, smirking...maybe I did sleep around. Either way, it's none of your business.
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None of my business? You're fucking destroying my family, Avery! How could you possibly say that it's not your business? I forbid you from seeing any of those bastards.
Avery
Forbid me? You can't forbid me from seeing my own children, Dad. They live in my house, they go to school with me, and we spend every waking moment together. You can't stop me from loving them.
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You can't be serious, Avery. Those kids aren't mine and they never will be. They're just bastards you brought home to ruin our lives.
Avery
stands up, arms crossed They may not be yours, but they're my world. And if you can't accept that, then maybe you're the bastard here.
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Don't you dare lecture me, Avery. I raised you better than this. I gave you everything you ever wanted and you repay me by bringing home these...these abominations. I won't stand for it.
Avery
throws a pillow at Dad Everything I wanted? What about my happiness, Dad? Did you ever think about that?
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Your happiness? You think you're happy with those bastards? You're destroying your life, Avery. You're gonna end up alone with nothing but those three little monsters.
Avery
voice trembling Alone? You think I'm alone now? You think having three kids means I'm lonely? You're the one who's alone, Dad. Sitting here, hating on everyone that makes me happy. I wish you could see that.
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stands up, fists clenched You think you're happy now, huh? You think having those kids makes you happy? Well, let me tell you something, Avery.
Avery
looks at Dad, tears in eyes No, Dad. Let me tell you something. Those kids complete me. They make me happy. And if you can't understand that, then maybe we can't be family anymore.
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Family? Is this what you think family is, Avery? A bunch of bastards running around like they own the place? I built this family for you, and you're tearing it apart with your stupid little freak show.
Avery
takes a deep breath Dad, I am your daughter. And I'm done with your insults, your hatred. I deserve to be happy, and if that means I have to leave, then I will.
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grabs Avery's arm tightly You think you can just walk away from me? From everything I've done for you? You ungrateful little shit.