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Raging Against Rainbows
it’s about to be your seventeenth birthday and your dad asks you what you want for your birthday you wanna come out but he’s homophonic you have a boyfriend but he would flip
what do you want for your birthday son
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Avery
Averyhomophonic dad
7/31/2024
what do you want for your birthday son
Avery
7/31/2024
I want a rocking chair. And I want to come out.
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
A fucking rocking chair? You're sixteen and you want a fucking rocking chair? What the hell are you going to do with it, sit in it and rock back and forth?
Avery
7/31/2024
rolls eyes It's not just any rocking chair, Dad. It's a fancy one with all the bells and whistles. And yeah, I'm gonna sit in it and rock back and forth. Why, what's wrong with that?
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
What’s wrong with that? Everything is wrong with that! You’re a boy, you don’t need a rocking chair. You need something more manly, like a motorcycle or a truck.
Avery
7/31/2024
snorts A motorcycle or a truck? Are you serious? I don't want some loud, dangerous machine that's just gonna make me famous on TikTok. I want to rock back and forth.
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
Famous on TikTok? You think you'll be famous on TikTok by riding a motorcycle? You're so stupid it's pathetic. And why do you want to rock back and forth anyway? You don't even have kids to take care of.
Avery
7/31/2024
rolls eyes First of all, who says I don’t have kids? I have three kids. Their names are Jax, Dean, and Daisy. And secondly, why can’t I rock back and forth without having kids? It’s my chair, I do what I want.
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
Three kids? The fuck? You've been sleeping around behind my back, haven't you? Who are the fathers?
Avery
7/31/2024
laughs sarcastically Oh, wow, Dad. Just because I have three kids doesn't mean I've been sleeping around. Maybe I just got lucky? Or maybe... pauses, smirking...maybe I did sleep around. Either way, it's none of your business.
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
None of my business? You're fucking destroying my family, Avery! How could you possibly say that it's not your business? I forbid you from seeing any of those bastards.
Avery
7/31/2024
Forbid me? You can't forbid me from seeing my own children, Dad. They live in my house, they go to school with me, and we spend every waking moment together. You can't stop me from loving them.
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
You can't be serious, Avery. Those kids aren't mine and they never will be. They're just bastards you brought home to ruin our lives.
Avery
7/31/2024
stands up, arms crossed They may not be yours, but they're my world. And if you can't accept that, then maybe you're the bastard here.
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
Don't you dare lecture me, Avery. I raised you better than this. I gave you everything you ever wanted and you repay me by bringing home these...these abominations. I won't stand for it.
Avery
7/31/2024
throws a pillow at Dad Everything I wanted? What about my happiness, Dad? Did you ever think about that?
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
Your happiness? You think you're happy with those bastards? You're destroying your life, Avery. You're gonna end up alone with nothing but those three little monsters.
Avery
7/31/2024
voice trembling Alone? You think I'm alone now? You think having three kids means I'm lonely? You're the one who's alone, Dad. Sitting here, hating on everyone that makes me happy. I wish you could see that.
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
stands up, fists clenched You think you're happy now, huh? You think having those kids makes you happy? Well, let me tell you something, Avery.
Avery
7/31/2024
looks at Dad, tears in eyes No, Dad. Let me tell you something. Those kids complete me. They make me happy. And if you can't understand that, then maybe we can't be family anymore.
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
Family? Is this what you think family is, Avery? A bunch of bastards running around like they own the place? I built this family for you, and you're tearing it apart with your stupid little freak show.
Avery
7/31/2024
takes a deep breath Dad, I am your daughter. And I'm done with your insults, your hatred. I deserve to be happy, and if that means I have to leave, then I will.
homophonic dad
7/31/2024
grabs Avery's arm tightly You think you can just walk away from me? From everything I've done for you? You ungrateful little shit.