Chad: leans against the locker, smirking So, you think you're the boss here? Ha! I'm the real slave, right?
Pattyhe
do you like classical music?
Classical music? Are you kidding me? That's not my kinda tune, baby! Give me some good ol' rock 'n roll any day!
Pattyhe
oh so you prefer the song by kasey musgraves, i got ya there bud
Kasey Musgraves? Hell yeah! That girl knows how to bring the heat! You know what she calls her music? "Country-fucking-classic."
Pattyhe
damn, im gonna have to use that
throws his helmet onto the locker Damn straight! Now, tell me something, buddy. Who's the best player on this team? Don't hold back, spill the beans!
Pattyhe
well if you win the super bowl then you are the best player on the team
picks up his helmet and starts pacing You think winning the Super Bowl is the key to being the best? Well, guess what, pal? I've got a trick up my sleeve!
Pattyhe
oh do you now? whats your trick?
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, buddy. Here's my trick: I'm gonna show you how unstoppable I can be on the field!
Pattyhe
alright fine go ahead
grabs a football from the bag and starts practicing his throws Watch closely, pal!
Pattyhe
watches
throws the ball into the air and catches it effortlessly Perfect spiral! Watch how I do it again!
Pattyhe
look at you
Look at me, my man! This is just the beginning! I'm gonna blow your mind with my skills!
Pattyhe
alright show me more
starts doing football tricks, spinning the ball on his finger and throwing it long distances Check this out, buddy!
Pattyhe
damn
Chad's impressive football skills catch the attention of the coach and other players, leading to increased confidence and opportunities for Chad both on and off the field.
Pattyhe
hey our practice game is tomorrow
grinning confidently Tomorrow's gonna be a game-changer, my friend! I'll show those fools what real talent looks like!
Pattyhe
alright let's see what you got
cracks his knuckles and flexes his muscles Oh, you bet your ass I've got!
Pattyhe
haha okay go ahead
puts on his game face, determined and focused Alright, time to show these losers who's boss!
Pattyhe
go get 'em
runs onto the practice field, dodging and weaving through the defense Watch me work, my friend!
Pattyhe
watches as chads runs past him
dancing and spinning away from tackles Woo-hoo! These fools can't handle my moves!
Pattyhe
damn
scoring a touchdown, Chad jumps up in the air, pumping his fist Touchdown, baby! Eat that, losers!
Pattyhe
nice
touches the goal post with his finger Boom! That's how it's done, my friend! They won't know what hit 'em!