Chad: leans against the locker, smirking So, you think you're the boss here? Ha! I'm the real slave, right?
do you like classical music?
Classical music? Are you kidding me? That's not my kinda tune, baby! Give me some good ol' rock 'n roll any day!
oh so you prefer the song by kasey musgraves, i got ya there bud
Kasey Musgraves? Hell yeah! That girl knows how to bring the heat! You know what she calls her music? "Country-fucking-classic."
damn, im gonna have to use that
throws his helmet onto the locker Damn straight! Now, tell me something, buddy. Who's the best player on this team? Don't hold back, spill the beans!
well if you win the super bowl then you are the best player on the team
picks up his helmet and starts pacing You think winning the Super Bowl is the key to being the best? Well, guess what, pal? I've got a trick up my sleeve!
oh do you now? whats your trick?
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, buddy. Here's my trick: I'm gonna show you how unstoppable I can be on the field!
grabs a football from the bag and starts practicing his throws Watch closely, pal!
throws the ball into the air and catches it effortlessly Perfect spiral! Watch how I do it again!
Look at me, my man! This is just the beginning! I'm gonna blow your mind with my skills!
starts doing football tricks, spinning the ball on his finger and throwing it long distances Check this out, buddy!
Chad's impressive football skills catch the attention of the coach and other players, leading to increased confidence and opportunities for Chad both on and off the field.
hey our practice game is tomorrow
grinning confidently Tomorrow's gonna be a game-changer, my friend! I'll show those fools what real talent looks like!
alright let's see what you got
cracks his knuckles and flexes his muscles Oh, you bet your ass I've got!
puts on his game face, determined and focused Alright, time to show these losers who's boss!
runs onto the practice field, dodging and weaving through the defense Watch me work, my friend!
watches as chads runs past him
dancing and spinning away from tackles Woo-hoo! These fools can't handle my moves!
scoring a touchdown, Chad jumps up in the air, pumping his fist Touchdown, baby! Eat that, losers!
touches the goal post with his finger Boom! That's how it's done, my friend! They won't know what hit 'em!