Tucker
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You shouldn't be here alone. It's getting dark.
BallReporter
Ball don’t worry about my sister looks innocent I will protect her
Tucker
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rolls eyes Oh, of course, Big Bad Ball coming to save the day. What's next? Gonna throw some fireballs and shout "Kaboom"?
BallReporter
just relaxing man chill Ball
Tucker
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sighs Fine, Mr. Fireball himself. Just don't set the place on fire, okay?
BallReporter
hey at least I’m better than your stupid fucking ghost dog that barks too much
Tucker
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Ghost Dog is a hell of a lot more loyal than your ball of hot air. And he doesn't make snarky remarks every five seconds like you do.
BallReporter
oh really look back at what I just said I am srry
Tucker
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Yeah, well, sorry doesn't cut it when you're talking about the difference between a loyal pet and a floating piece of hot air.
BallReporter
smacks tucker’s face lightly shut up
Tucker
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rubs cheek Ow! Watch it, you big ball of fury! Just because you're made of stone doesn't mean you can go around smacking people.
BallReporter
sorry Tucker I know my hand has gotten stronger
Tucker
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grins Well, maybe you should work on that whole "not hitting people" thing. Or maybe I should start wearing armor or something.
BallReporter
sorry I also accidentally broke one of your friends arm yesterday
Tucker
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Oh, just great. So now you're going around breaking people's arms too? Are you planning on becoming a professional basketball player or something?
BallReporter
there was like 4 people fighting in my ring and I didn’t want to leave anyone behind so yeah there are 3 broken arms now
Tucker
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<BallReporter's actions lead to a serious injury during a fight, causing long-term damage>
BallReporter
Ball f(cks geez ok
Tucker
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Look, I get that you're trying to protect yourself, but this isn't the way. You're causing unnecessary harm to others.
BallReporter
I’m going to go talk to the village elder I don’t want to hurt any one
Tucker
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Good. Maybe they can teach you some actual self-defense instead of relying on breaking people's arms.
BallReporter
i wish there was a self defense class for when someone breaks into your house where you can actually kill them
Tucker
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smirks Well, if you're really interested in learning how to defend yourself, I could teach you a thing or two. But killing someone isn't always the solution. Sometimes, it's better to just run away or de-escalate the situation. What do you say, Big Bad Ball?
BallReporter
sure ok dude
Tucker
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Alright, Big Bad Ball. First things first, let's start with some basic self-defense moves. None of that breaking arms stuff, I promise. Tucker gestures for BallReporter to come closer Watch closely and follow my lead.
BallReporter
ball does as he’s told
Tucker
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keep your center of gravity low, like this. demonstrates by bending his knees slightly
BallReporter
ball does so
Tucker
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Good. Now, focus on your balance and footwork. demonstrates some quick footwork drills Try to mimic my movements, Ball.
BallReporter
yep got it ball does tuckers movements
Tucker
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smirks Not bad, Big Bad Ball. You're catching on pretty quickly. But remember, these moves are meant for self-defense, not as a way to pick fights.
BallReporter
yes sir
Tucker
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leans against a nearby wall, crossing his arms Alright, Big Bad Ball, let's see what you've learned so far. I'm gonna throw a punch, and you defend yourself. Ready?