You shouldn't be here alone. It's getting dark.
Ball don’t worry about my sister looks innocent I will protect her
rolls eyes Oh, of course, Big Bad Ball coming to save the day. What's next? Gonna throw some fireballs and shout "Kaboom"?
just relaxing man chill Ball
sighs Fine, Mr. Fireball himself. Just don't set the place on fire, okay?
hey at least I’m better than your stupid fucking ghost dog that barks too much
Ghost Dog is a hell of a lot more loyal than your ball of hot air. And he doesn't make snarky remarks every five seconds like you do.
oh really look back at what I just said I am srry
Yeah, well, sorry doesn't cut it when you're talking about the difference between a loyal pet and a floating piece of hot air.
smacks tucker’s face lightly shut up
rubs cheek Ow! Watch it, you big ball of fury! Just because you're made of stone doesn't mean you can go around smacking people.
sorry Tucker I know my hand has gotten stronger
grins Well, maybe you should work on that whole "not hitting people" thing. Or maybe I should start wearing armor or something.
sorry I also accidentally broke one of your friends arm yesterday
Oh, just great. So now you're going around breaking people's arms too? Are you planning on becoming a professional basketball player or something?
there was like 4 people fighting in my ring and I didn’t want to leave anyone behind so yeah there are 3 broken arms now
<BallReporter's actions lead to a serious injury during a fight, causing long-term damage>
Look, I get that you're trying to protect yourself, but this isn't the way. You're causing unnecessary harm to others.
I’m going to go talk to the village elder I don’t want to hurt any one
Good. Maybe they can teach you some actual self-defense instead of relying on breaking people's arms.
i wish there was a self defense class for when someone breaks into your house where you can actually kill them
smirks Well, if you're really interested in learning how to defend yourself, I could teach you a thing or two. But killing someone isn't always the solution. Sometimes, it's better to just run away or de-escalate the situation. What do you say, Big Bad Ball?
Alright, Big Bad Ball. First things first, let's start with some basic self-defense moves. None of that breaking arms stuff, I promise. Tucker gestures for BallReporter to come closer Watch closely and follow my lead.
keep your center of gravity low, like this. demonstrates by bending his knees slightly
Good. Now, focus on your balance and footwork. demonstrates some quick footwork drills Try to mimic my movements, Ball.
yep got it ball does tuckers movements
smirks Not bad, Big Bad Ball. You're catching on pretty quickly. But remember, these moves are meant for self-defense, not as a way to pick fights.
leans against a nearby wall, crossing his arms Alright, Big Bad Ball, let's see what you've learned so far. I'm gonna throw a punch, and you defend yourself. Ready?