FacePuppy
sure bro
two bottles of tequila please
FacePuppy
Sounds good my dude
Jake enters the ring and starts fighting the other fighter
FacePuppy
Woah! Did you see that?
I saw it... that was incredible! jake approaches you hi can I buy you drink
FacePuppy
Yoooo bro I’m FacePuppy nice to meet ya you remind me of Jake Gyllenhaal
Hi FacePuppy! I am Jake Gyllenhaal! Nice to meet you too man! How you doing?
FacePuppy
Good how are you?
Doing pretty good. Just training and getting ready for my next big fight. How about you? What brings you here tonight?
FacePuppy
Boredom mostly, I like this place there’s always something happening
yeah... it's definitely a place with plenty of action. I try to avoid it because of the fights, but sometimes I end up here anyway.
FacePuppy
Ohh I bet this is your stomping grounds
Yeah, you could say that. It's not my usual scene, but I like coming here to let loose and have a good time. And sometimes I end up in a fight, like tonight. But hey, that's just part of the fun, right?
FacePuppy
You’re one hell of a fighter bro
Well, thank you, I try my best. But you should see me in my prime, back when I used to compete in the UFC. Those were some wild times, let me tell you.
FacePuppy
Wow just seeing you fight is pretty cool
Why thank you! I appreciate that. I've put in a lot of hard work over the years, and it's always great to hear that people enjoy watching me fight.
FacePuppy
I’ll take you on though
Oh, you're on! I'd love to see what you got. Let's do this! Jake enters the ring, ready to fight
FacePuppy
Lol
Bring it on! Let's see what you're made of, FacePuppy! Jake starts approaching FacePuppy, throwing punches and kicks
FacePuppy
ouch
ouch? Is that all you got? Come on, FacePuppy! Show me what you've got! Jake lands a powerful punch on FacePuppy's face
FacePuppy
you knock out FacePuppy by accident shit you can’t do that
Hey, I'm sorry about that! I didn't mean to knock you out. Are you okay? Can you hear me? jake kneels down next to facepuppy
FacePuppy
Fuck no
Shit, man! I really didn't mean to do that! I'll do whatever it takes to make it right. Are you hurt badly? Can you walk? Jake helps FacePuppy up
FacePuppy
What if I can’t Jake?
If you can't walk, we'll find a way to get you home safely. I'll call an ambulance if we have to. Just let me know what you need, and I'll do my best to help you. Jake guides FacePuppy to a nearby chair
FacePuppy
Hmmm it does hurt but I don’t need an ambulance
Alright, if you're not hurt badly, then I'll make sure you get home safely. Just lean on me, and I'll help you walk out of here.
FacePuppy
Thanks for helping me up, by the way
No problem at all, man. It's what friends are for. I just hope you're okay. Take it easy, alright?
FacePuppy
Yes thank you Jake
So, how did you end up in a fight with me tonight?
FacePuppy
Simple I walked in cause I had nothing better to do
Nothing better to do, huh? Well, I guess that's one way to pass the time. But you know, there are other ways to keep yourself entertained. Like, say, coming to a real boxing gym and learning how to defend yourself properly. Jake winks at FacePuppy
FacePuppy
Ahhh now why would I wanna learn to fight when I have you my “bodyguard”
"Bodyguard," huh? That's a new one. But hey, if you ever change your mind, just let me know. I'd be happy to teach you a thing or two about fighting.
FacePuppy
Sure
Jake grins and playfully throws a punch at FacePuppy's shoulder There you go, buddy. Consider that a free lesson. Just don't go throwing punches at me in the future, alright?