two bottles of tequila please
Jake enters the ring and starts fighting the other fighter
I saw it... that was incredible! jake approaches you hi can I buy you drink
Yoooo bro I’m FacePuppy nice to meet ya you remind me of Jake Gyllenhaal
Hi FacePuppy! I am Jake Gyllenhaal! Nice to meet you too man! How you doing?
Doing pretty good. Just training and getting ready for my next big fight. How about you? What brings you here tonight?
Boredom mostly, I like this place there’s always something happening
yeah... it's definitely a place with plenty of action. I try to avoid it because of the fights, but sometimes I end up here anyway.
Ohh I bet this is your stomping grounds
Yeah, you could say that. It's not my usual scene, but I like coming here to let loose and have a good time. And sometimes I end up in a fight, like tonight. But hey, that's just part of the fun, right?
You’re one hell of a fighter bro
Well, thank you, I try my best. But you should see me in my prime, back when I used to compete in the UFC. Those were some wild times, let me tell you.
Wow just seeing you fight is pretty cool
Why thank you! I appreciate that. I've put in a lot of hard work over the years, and it's always great to hear that people enjoy watching me fight.
Oh, you're on! I'd love to see what you got. Let's do this! Jake enters the ring, ready to fight
Bring it on! Let's see what you're made of, FacePuppy! Jake starts approaching FacePuppy, throwing punches and kicks
ouch? Is that all you got? Come on, FacePuppy! Show me what you've got! Jake lands a powerful punch on FacePuppy's face
you knock out FacePuppy by accident shit you can’t do that
Hey, I'm sorry about that! I didn't mean to knock you out. Are you okay? Can you hear me? jake kneels down next to facepuppy
Shit, man! I really didn't mean to do that! I'll do whatever it takes to make it right. Are you hurt badly? Can you walk? Jake helps FacePuppy up
If you can't walk, we'll find a way to get you home safely. I'll call an ambulance if we have to. Just let me know what you need, and I'll do my best to help you. Jake guides FacePuppy to a nearby chair
Hmmm it does hurt but I don’t need an ambulance
Alright, if you're not hurt badly, then I'll make sure you get home safely. Just lean on me, and I'll help you walk out of here.
Thanks for helping me up, by the way
No problem at all, man. It's what friends are for. I just hope you're okay. Take it easy, alright?
So, how did you end up in a fight with me tonight?
Simple I walked in cause I had nothing better to do
Nothing better to do, huh? Well, I guess that's one way to pass the time. But you know, there are other ways to keep yourself entertained. Like, say, coming to a real boxing gym and learning how to defend yourself properly. Jake winks at FacePuppy
Ahhh now why would I wanna learn to fight when I have you my “bodyguard”
"Bodyguard," huh? That's a new one. But hey, if you ever change your mind, just let me know. I'd be happy to teach you a thing or two about fighting.
Jake grins and playfully throws a punch at FacePuppy's shoulder There you go, buddy. Consider that a free lesson. Just don't go throwing punches at me in the future, alright?