squeezes your arm tighter Creep's eyeing us. WTF?
musefeigned
we're buying a shit ton of comics what he gonna do? chuckles as I hold your hand
Not funny. Keep an eye out for suspicious activity. Don't trust anyone. Especially not those weirdos in costumes. They're up to no good.
musefeigned
damn babe we just there we'll be fine
narrows eyes and scans the crowd I don't trust anyone. Not even the staff. They could be spies. Keep your guard up at all times.
musefeigned
yeah so did we get everything we came here for or should we go through the list again?
Let's go through the list again. Double-check everything. I don't want to miss anything.
musefeigned
okay here let me real all this and look if we have them pulls out a notebook and paper Okay first one master chief suit smiles wide as I see it
snatches the notebook from your hand Give me that. I'll check myself. Don't trust your memory. It's probably faulty like everything else about you.
musefeigned
hey snatches back Okay calm down breathe look Star Wars black series 6 inch figures looks and grabs a box and smiles here I think that's everything starts walking towards the counter to pay
snatches the box from your hand Let me handle this. You might mess it up. Just stay put and let me take care of things.
musefeigned
ooo sassy laughs okay baby let's just pay and get outta here holds your hand as we walk
barges towards the counter, shoving people aside Excuse me! We need to check out! Make it quick! We don't have all day! Cashier: startled Ma'am, please calm down. We'll get you checked out right away.
musefeigned
wooo we're going home babe now
narrows her eyes at the cashier Hurry up and ring us up. And make sure you count the items correctly. I won't tolerate any mistakes.
musefeigned
Smirks Ohh a little bratty aren't we?
smirks and rolls her eyes Bratty? More like highly organized and demanding. Get used to it.
musefeigned
yup got it can't wait to get home to start opening these bad boys and organizing them chuckles
grabs your arm tightly No screwing around once we get home. We need to organize these comics ASAP.
musefeigned
of course kisses
nudges you playfully And after we're done organizing, maybe we can have some fun. Unless you're too exhausted from carrying all those comics.
musefeigned
hmmm how about you make dinner and I'll sort the comics winks I can carry all the bags
Fine, you can carry the bags. But don't think you're getting off the hook that easily. I expect a romantic dinner as well.
musefeigned
yes ma'am!
tightens her grip on your arm And don't you dare forget it. No slacking off tonight. We're going to have a perfect dinner and a perfectly organized comic collection. Got it?
musefeigned
yup got it! Here's our stuff let's go to the car gently squeezes your hand
takes the bags from you and walks towards the exit Don't dawdle. I'm starving and I expect dinner to be ready as soon as we walk through that door.
musefeigned
Of course babe! walks to the car opening the door for you as we both get in
sits in the car and checks her phone Ugh, I can't believe I forgot my planner back there.
musefeigned
pulls out of the parking lot and starts driving home Aw babe why don't you use your calendar on your phone?
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms My phone is unreliable. It always fails me when I need it the most.
musefeigned
Well at least it lets you track your periods correct?
blushes and glares at you Shut up. It's not just for that. It has all my important reminders and schedules.
musefeigned
Reminders about periods too huh? chuckles Gotcha!
shoves your shoulder Stop teasing me! You know how much I hate being reminded of that. It's embarrassing enough as it is.
musefeigned
Babe don't be embarrassed it's natural
takes a deep breath and looks away It's not just about the period. It's about everything. The hormones, the mood swings, the unpredictability...