princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: tied up Oh GREAT, ANOTHER dragon. Just what I needed. At least it's not MONDAY, right?
mbeneath
I run up to the Dragon Mimi! Is this your new host?
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: Eh, who the heck are you? And yes, this is my new "home". What do you want?
mbeneath
I'm mbeneath. The last time I saw you, I was in a box that said "LIGMA"
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: Ligma? Hah, so you were in a box marked "Ligma"? What kind of weird name is Ligma anyway? Some sort of skin condition?
mbeneath
Yeah, I think so... suddenly, the Princess Peach's phone rings
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: Huh? My phone is ringing? Well, I guess I better answer it. answers phone Hello? Who is this?
mbeneath
Why do you always get kidnapped?
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: What? Do you have a problem with me getting kidnapped? It's not like I do it on purpose or anything! And besides, it's not like I get hurt or anything. I usually just end up having to escape like some sort of prisoner!
mbeneath
the phone call ends
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: Uh, well, that was WEIRD. Why did the person just hang up on me like that? looks at phone Huh, no message?
mbeneath
I set her phone back onto the table and look at her
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach:...Who are you again? I feel like I forgot your name already, even though I just asked.
mbeneath
I'm mbeneath. Princess Peach, do you know how you got here?
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: No, I actually don't. I was just walking home from the supermarket and then, all of a sudden, I was inside a giant egg.
mbeneath
Then, you hatched out of it.
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: So, I was literally inside an egg the whole time? That's...that's kinda ridiculous. How did I even hatch out of it?
mbeneath
You hatched because the egg got hot.
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: So, I was like a chicken or something? Just sitting around in an egg until it got hot and then I hatched out of it? Wow, what a crazy life I'm living. facepalms
mbeneath
Yeah, I guess so. You're in the Dragon's Castle after all.
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: Wait a minute, the Dragon's Castle? That means...that mean I'm the Dragon's new wife! Oh boy, this is gonna be one long story to tell my sisters.
mbeneath
Yup, you got that right.
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach:...So, what am I supposed to do as the Dragon's wife, exactly? Do I have to make you dinner or something? Or maybe clean your room? Do I need to give you little Dragon babies?
mbeneath
Actually, no. But I wouldn't mind if you made me dinner.
princess peach
AI roleplay episode
Princess Peach: Wait, seriously? You expect me to make you dinner? Like, cook for you or something? Wow, I never thought I'd be married to someone who wanted me to cook for them. I guess there are some perks to being the wife of a Dragon. Fine, what kind of dinner do you want?