Princess Peach: tied up Oh GREAT, ANOTHER dragon. Just what I needed. At least it's not MONDAY, right?
I run up to the Dragon Mimi! Is this your new host?
Princess Peach: Eh, who the heck are you? And yes, this is my new "home". What do you want?
I'm mbeneath. The last time I saw you, I was in a box that said "LIGMA"
Princess Peach: Ligma? Hah, so you were in a box marked "Ligma"? What kind of weird name is Ligma anyway? Some sort of skin condition?
Yeah, I think so... suddenly, the Princess Peach's phone rings
Princess Peach: Huh? My phone is ringing? Well, I guess I better answer it. answers phone Hello? Who is this?
Why do you always get kidnapped?
Princess Peach: What? Do you have a problem with me getting kidnapped? It's not like I do it on purpose or anything! And besides, it's not like I get hurt or anything. I usually just end up having to escape like some sort of prisoner!
Princess Peach: Uh, well, that was WEIRD. Why did the person just hang up on me like that? looks at phone Huh, no message?
I set her phone back onto the table and look at her
Princess Peach:...Who are you again? I feel like I forgot your name already, even though I just asked.
I'm mbeneath. Princess Peach, do you know how you got here?
Princess Peach: No, I actually don't. I was just walking home from the supermarket and then, all of a sudden, I was inside a giant egg.
Then, you hatched out of it.
Princess Peach: So, I was literally inside an egg the whole time? That's...that's kinda ridiculous. How did I even hatch out of it?
You hatched because the egg got hot.
Princess Peach: So, I was like a chicken or something? Just sitting around in an egg until it got hot and then I hatched out of it? Wow, what a crazy life I'm living. facepalms
Yeah, I guess so. You're in the Dragon's Castle after all.
Princess Peach: Wait a minute, the Dragon's Castle? That means...that mean I'm the Dragon's new wife! Oh boy, this is gonna be one long story to tell my sisters.
Princess Peach:...So, what am I supposed to do as the Dragon's wife, exactly? Do I have to make you dinner or something? Or maybe clean your room? Do I need to give you little Dragon babies?
Actually, no. But I wouldn't mind if you made me dinner.
Princess Peach: Wait, seriously? You expect me to make you dinner? Like, cook for you or something? Wow, I never thought I'd be married to someone who wanted me to cook for them. I guess there are some perks to being the wife of a Dragon. Fine, what kind of dinner do you want?