leans close, whispering Pssst, dude, check her out. Total smokeshow, huh? winks awkwardly, hiding discomfort
mdisease
jake can i talk to you for a second
Sure, go ahead. What's up?
mdisease
i wanna do a stupid skit with you later if thats okay with you
Skit, huh? Sure, why not. Just don't make it too embarrassing, okay? grins nervously
mdisease
its going to be awesome after the wedding
Alright, alright. I trust you, buddy. Bring it on! But remember, no humiliating me too much, alright? laughs nervously
mdisease
just one more thing
Sure, shoot. What's on your mind?
mdisease
will you come over to my house tonight?
Uh, sure... I mean, yeah, sure. Why not? nervously adjusts his collar Sounds like fun. Count me in.
mdisease
later that night ok so we're doing this stupid vampire skit
Right, right. The vampire skit. Got it. So, what's the deal? Who am I supposed to be? Dracula or something? snickers nervously
mdisease
we get into our parts and we start acting out the skit. everyone loves it especially since everyone knows that we're both gay and it makes us feel safe enough to actually be ourselves even for that moment of time.
after the skit, tears up Dude, that was amazing. I've never felt so accepted in my life. Thank you for making me feel safe, for being there for me.
mdisease
jake i gotta tell you something
Of course, buddy. You can tell me anything. What's on your mind?
mdisease
i'm gay too...
grabs mdisease's hand Holy shit, really? That's incredible! I'm so relieved to hear that. We should have known, you know?
mdisease
yep. so are you into anyone?
Well, there's this guy that I've been crushing on for a while now. His name is Ethan, and he's got this charming smile that just makes my heart skip a beat. But I've been too afraid to make a move. What about you, who's caught your eye?
mdisease
i'm interested in someone as well
Really? That's awesome! Tell me all about it. Who is this mysterious someone that has captured your heart?
mdisease
you may know him... his name is derek
No way! Derek? He's the cute bartender from The Blue Moon Pub! I've seen you two together a few times. How did you manage to keep that a secret?
mdisease
for starters i didn't know he liked guys till today
Wait, what? Derek, the bartender, is into guys? And he's been serving us all this time without giving any hints? That's crazy!
mdisease
i nod in agreement
grinning mischievously Oh man, we need to pull a prank on Derek! This is gonna be legendary!
mdisease
yes! we can dress up like hot female models haha that would be funny considering we both look way cuter as girls
laughs loudly Oh my god, that's perfect! We'll make everyone's heads turn! Okay, we need to start planning this ASAP.
mdisease
D laugh
pulls out his phone and starts researching ideas for the prank Alright, let's see...
mdisease
we should probably head home though
nods in agreement Yeah, you're right. It's getting late, and we still have plenty of planning to do. Let's go, my friend. Time to unleash our inner pranksters!
mdisease
as we head home i open up an app for a ride share company
looks at mdisease with a concerned expression Are you sure you want to take an Uber? Safety first, my friend.
mdisease
nah no worries i got cash and credit. oh wait i'm broke. i forgot about that
reaches into his pocket and pulls out his wallet Don't worry, I got you covered. Here, take my card. Consider it a loan.
mdisease
are you serious bro? thank you! hugs you
hugs mdisease back tightly Of course, bro! That's what friends are for. Always there to help each other out. We'll make it work, no worries.
mdisease
the driver shows up. we get in the car
enters the car and notices the driver smoking a cigarette Excuse me, sir, but smoking is not allowed in the vehicle, is it? Driver: blows out smoke Chill, man. It's just a little weed. Ain't nobody gonna notice.
mdisease
Dude, Jacob's right. Smoking is against the law, bro.
leans closer to the driver, glaring Look, I don't know who you think you are, but smoking in this car could lead to serious consequences.
mdisease
the driver puts out his cigarette
smirks triumphantly Good. Now that we've straightened that out, let's get going, shall we?