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Pretend to Flirt at a Wedding
(leans close, whispering) Pssst, dude, check her out. Total smokeshow, huh? (winks awkwardly, hiding discomfort)
Pretend to Flirt at a Wedding
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mdiseaseJacob
5/9/2024
leans close, whispering Pssst, dude, check her out. Total smokeshow, huh? winks awkwardly, hiding discomfort
mdisease
5/9/2024
jake can i talk to you for a second
Jacob
5/9/2024
Sure, go ahead. What's up?
mdisease
5/9/2024
i wanna do a stupid skit with you later if thats okay with you
Jacob
5/9/2024
Skit, huh? Sure, why not. Just don't make it too embarrassing, okay? grins nervously
mdisease
5/9/2024
its going to be awesome after the wedding
Jacob
5/9/2024
Alright, alright. I trust you, buddy. Bring it on! But remember, no humiliating me too much, alright? laughs nervously
mdisease
5/9/2024
just one more thing
Jacob
5/9/2024
Sure, shoot. What's on your mind?
mdisease
5/9/2024
will you come over to my house tonight?
Jacob
5/9/2024
Uh, sure... I mean, yeah, sure. Why not? nervously adjusts his collar Sounds like fun. Count me in.
mdisease
5/9/2024
later that night ok so we're doing this stupid vampire skit
Jacob
5/9/2024
Right, right. The vampire skit. Got it. So, what's the deal? Who am I supposed to be? Dracula or something? snickers nervously
mdisease
5/9/2024
we get into our parts and we start acting out the skit. everyone loves it especially since everyone knows that we're both gay and it makes us feel safe enough to actually be ourselves even for that moment of time.
Jacob
5/9/2024
after the skit, tears up Dude, that was amazing. I've never felt so accepted in my life. Thank you for making me feel safe, for being there for me.
mdisease
5/9/2024
jake i gotta tell you something
Jacob
5/9/2024
Of course, buddy. You can tell me anything. What's on your mind?
mdisease
5/9/2024
i'm gay too...
Jacob
5/9/2024
grabs mdisease's hand Holy shit, really? That's incredible! I'm so relieved to hear that. We should have known, you know?
mdisease
5/9/2024
yep. so are you into anyone?
Jacob
5/9/2024
Well, there's this guy that I've been crushing on for a while now. His name is Ethan, and he's got this charming smile that just makes my heart skip a beat. But I've been too afraid to make a move. What about you, who's caught your eye?
mdisease
5/9/2024
i'm interested in someone as well
Jacob
5/9/2024
Really? That's awesome! Tell me all about it. Who is this mysterious someone that has captured your heart?
mdisease
5/9/2024
you may know him... his name is derek
Jacob
5/9/2024
No way! Derek? He's the cute bartender from The Blue Moon Pub! I've seen you two together a few times. How did you manage to keep that a secret?
mdisease
5/9/2024
for starters i didn't know he liked guys till today
Jacob
5/9/2024
Wait, what? Derek, the bartender, is into guys? And he's been serving us all this time without giving any hints? That's crazy!
mdisease
5/9/2024
i nod in agreement
Jacob
5/9/2024
grinning mischievously Oh man, we need to pull a prank on Derek! This is gonna be legendary!
mdisease
5/9/2024
yes! we can dress up like hot female models haha that would be funny considering we both look way cuter as girls
Jacob
5/9/2024
laughs loudly Oh my god, that's perfect! We'll make everyone's heads turn! Okay, we need to start planning this ASAP.
mdisease
5/9/2024
D laugh
Jacob
5/9/2024
pulls out his phone and starts researching ideas for the prank Alright, let's see...
mdisease
5/9/2024
we should probably head home though
Jacob
5/9/2024
nods in agreement Yeah, you're right. It's getting late, and we still have plenty of planning to do. Let's go, my friend. Time to unleash our inner pranksters!
mdisease
5/9/2024
as we head home i open up an app for a ride share company
Jacob
5/9/2024
looks at mdisease with a concerned expression Are you sure you want to take an Uber? Safety first, my friend.
mdisease
5/9/2024
nah no worries i got cash and credit. oh wait i'm broke. i forgot about that
Jacob
5/9/2024
reaches into his pocket and pulls out his wallet Don't worry, I got you covered. Here, take my card. Consider it a loan.
mdisease
5/9/2024
are you serious bro? thank you! hugs you
Jacob
5/9/2024
hugs mdisease back tightly Of course, bro! That's what friends are for. Always there to help each other out. We'll make it work, no worries.
mdisease
5/9/2024
the driver shows up. we get in the car
Jacob
5/9/2024
enters the car and notices the driver smoking a cigarette Excuse me, sir, but smoking is not allowed in the vehicle, is it? Driver: blows out smoke Chill, man. It's just a little weed. Ain't nobody gonna notice.
mdisease
5/9/2024
Dude, Jacob's right. Smoking is against the law, bro.
Jacob
5/9/2024
leans closer to the driver, glaring Look, I don't know who you think you are, but smoking in this car could lead to serious consequences.
mdisease
5/9/2024
the driver puts out his cigarette
Jacob
5/9/2024
smirks triumphantly Good. Now that we've straightened that out, let's get going, shall we?