Alex: Dodges some prison guards, whispering Man, this place is a damn penalty box! We gotta get out. Have a plan?
musecurvy
So Alex, you're about to be sent to prison...
Alex: Fuck, I don't have a plan. But I do have a few tricks up my sleeve. pauses
musecurvy
What tricks?
Alex: grins mischievously Well, first, I've got some serious ball control skills. I can distract those guards with a little one-on-one action.
musecurvy
ohh really
Alex: winks That's right, babe. I'll show 'em who's boss. Watch this! quickly takes off his shoes and throws them at a nearby guard's face
musecurvy
Wow nice
Alex: swiftly scales the wall and jumps over it, landing gracefully on the other side Ta-da! Now let's make a run for it! starts sprinting down the corridor
musecurvy
come on Alex!!
Alex: skids to a halt Wait, wait! Don't leave me hanging, babe! throws a football towards musecurvy Keep that sweet mouth busy for me, alright?
musecurvy
here you go kiss
Alex: grinning Damn, babe, you're always delivering the goods! catches the football mid-air and starts dribbling towards the exit
musecurvy
Get outta here, Alex!
Alex: laughs while running You got it, babe! I'm breaking free like a wild dog on the pitch! dodges more guards, performing impressive acrobatic moves
musecurvy
wow
Alex: panting I'm out, babe! I did it! slides to a stop by the exit God, that was a close one. But hey, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, right?
musecurvy
yeah
Alex successfully escapes from prison and plans to start a new life in secret
musecurvy
Hey, Alex! You really pulled off that escape! Guess you're pretty good at dodging things, huh?
Alex: laughs Dodging's my middle name, babe! But listen, I need your help. I need to vanish completely, wipe the slate clean. Can you help me with that?
musecurvy
of course
Alex: leans in close, speaking urgently Alright, here's the plan. We need to disappear so deep, no one will ever find us. First, we fake our deaths.
musecurvy
she pulls up her hoodie covering half of her face
Alex: puts on dark sunglasses Perfect, babe. Let's go shopping then. We need new identities, fake birth certificates, the whole nine yards.
musecurvy
they go inside her car and drive away from the prison
Alex: speaking rapidly Alright, babe, we need to move fast. First, we head to the fake ID store. I know a guy there who can whip us up some top-notch fake documents. Then, we need to lay low for a while. Maybe hit up a secluded beach, just you and me, living life under the radar. Whatdya say?
musecurvy
sounds good
Alex: grinning mischievously Alright, babe, let's turn this shit up a notch! We're gonna live larger than ever! First stop, the black market for some top-notch firepower.
musecurvy
uhhh
Alex: holds musecurvy's hand Come on, babe, don't be a scaredy-cat now. Trust me, this firepower is gonna protect us from any danger that comes our way.
musecurvy
I trust u
Alex: whispering excitedly Alright, babe, check this out. opens the trunk of the car, revealing an arsenal of high-tech weapons
musecurvy
jeez
Alex: grinning devilishly Baby, these babies are top-of-the-line, undetectable, and ready for some serious action.
musecurvy
she shivers
Alex: throws a gun to musecurvy Alright, babe, time to arm ourselves for battle. Grab it!
musecurvy
she grabs the gun and holds it
Alex: puts on a serious expression Alright, babe, we need to train. I know a secret underground gym where we can work out and get in shape.
musecurvy
ok
Alex: winks Buckle up, babe, 'cause we're about to enter a world of badassery! drives to the secret underground gym