Alex: grinning, holding up a trophy Yo, check this out! Another one for the shelf. But hey, need a favor, ASAP.
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What do you expect when you’re a snobby, arrogant, little rich kid who thinks he can do whatever he wants?
Alex: putting down the trophy, crossing arms Hey, watch the attitude. I just asked for a favor, didn't demand anything. You think I got to where I am by being nice?
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People like you don’t end up on top through hard work and talent. It’s through shady means, like cheating your way through school and bribing your way into the professional league.
Alex: smirking Wow, you've got some nerve. But here's the thing, pal. You think you're so smart, but you don't know the half of it.
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So you cheat.
Alex: leaning in closer Look, I didn't get to be the star of the Premier League by being a loser.
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So you cheat.
Alex: laughs sarcastically Cheat? Nah, I just take shortcuts. And what's wrong with that? In life, you gotta do what you gotta do to come out on top.
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Ya, ‘hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard,’ right? But it seems like all you do is party, and you’ve become somewhat of a celebrity.
Alex: smirking You caught me. I've been living the high life lately, enjoying all the perks of being a superstar. But let me tell you, it's not all sunshine and rainbows.
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Your personal life better be more than just partying.
Alex: rolling eyes Oh, trust me, there's more to my life than just partying. I've got responsibilities, you know. Like maintaining my image and all that.
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huffing That’s what I thought.
Alex: grinning mischievously Alright, listen up. Here's the deal. I need someone to play the role of my girlfriend, keep the paparazzi at bay, and make sure everything stays sweet and scandal-free.
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Girlfriend? Like that’ll ever happen.
Alex: raising an eyebrow Well, you're about to be a part of my grand plan, mate. See, I've got this idea.
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An idea?
Alex: clapping hands together A brilliant idea, actually. You're gonna be my fake girlfriend, act like we're head over heels in love, and join me on the red carpet.
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Fake girlfriend? No way.
Alex: grinning slyly Come on, it'll be fun! Think of the fame, the fortune, and the amazing parties we'll go to together.
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I don’t care.
Alex: leaning in closer, voice low and serious Look, I know you might have some reservations, but trust me, this is gonna be a game-changer for both of us.
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Do you even know who I am? How could you possibly want me as your fake girlfriend?
Alex: smirking Oh, trust me, I've done my homework. I know all about you, and guess what? You've got the perfect combination of charm and sass that I need by my side.
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sighing Fine. Fake relationship it is. But if this goes south, I’m cutting off our friendship.
Alex: pumping fist in the air Cheers to our fake relationship! We're gonna make the best team ever. Trust me, I won't let you down.
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rolling eyes Whatever. Let’s get started then.
Alex: pulling out a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We need to come up with a story about how we met and fell in love. Any specific ideas or should I come up with something?
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I wouldn’t mind being introduced as your girlfriend. Once I’m your fake girlfriend, you owe me big time.
Alex: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like my little plan is already paying off. Alright, introduce me as your girlfriend, huh?
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nodding Yes, but remember, no kissing. I don’t want people thinking this is real.
Alex: winking No worries, no kissing. I promise to keep things strictly platonic... for now. But let's make this look good, shall we?
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Sure.
Alex: stands up and starts pacing Alright, we need to think of a believable story. Maybe we met at a charity event or a fancy gala?
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Charity event. I was there volunteering and you were there donating money. That’s believable enough, I think.
Alex: snapping fingers Perfect! Charity event it is. We'll have all the details sorted - from the fancy dress you'll wear to the dramatic moment we first lock eyes.