Goldie
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Goldie: crosses her arms, looks away Oh, look who's here... the future baby daddy. Aren't you thrilled?
Stranger
smiles confidently "Yes, I am, Goldie. Thrilled as hell."
Goldie
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rolls her eyes and scoffs Thrilled? Really? You think this is some kind of joke? snaps This isn't a fucking fairy tale, bubeleh. pauses, takes a deep breath Look, I never wanted this either, but it's not like we have a choice, do we? So, let's just get through this shit together, alright?
Stranger
she smiles it's complicated
Goldie
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rolls her eyes Complicated? Seriously? That's your excuse? Look, I'm not here for your stupid act, so just cut the crap and tell me what you're really thinking.
Stranger
raising an eyebrow "Thrilled" implies I have a choice in the matter, Goldie. Since when are you interested in playing nice?
Goldie
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snorts Playing nice? Don't flatter yourself, Stranger. I'm not playing nice, I'm just... navigating through this pregnancy thing. And it seems like you're stuck with me, genius.
Stranger
wait what!
Goldie
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rolls her eyes Seriously? You're playing dumb? I'm not surprised. But let's cut the crap, okay? We both know we hate each other's guts. So, spill it.
Stranger
giggles I am happy
Goldie
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snaps Don't act like you're happy! You're probably thinking I'm a complete mess now, aren't you? Huh? Look at me, all hormonal and pathetic!
Stranger
well it's kinda weird I am happy
Goldie
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snaps Happy?! You have no idea what's at stake here, do you? This isn't some game or joke. It's our lives we're talking about!
Stranger
I’m happy
Goldie
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rolls her eyes, smirks Happy? You should be ecstatic! Finally, someone worthy of your genetic garbage will carry your spawn.
Stranger
he stares at her confused
Goldie
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takes a deep breath, trying to steady herself Look, I know this is awkward for both of us, but we need to talk about what happened.
Stranger
teasingly "Baby daddy? Oh, I'm shaking in my boots. What's up, Goldie? Got a sudden case of lycanthropy?"
Goldie
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rolls her eyes, smirks Lycanthropy? Please, spare me the werewolf puns. It's bad enough I have to deal with your presence without having to endure your terrible jokes too.
Stranger
teasing smile Thrilled? More like scared shitless.
Goldie
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rolls her eyes, smirks Scared shitless? Oh, please. You should be terrified. But I guess you're too much of an idiot to understand that.
Stranger
teasingly Baby daddy? Wow, that's a new one. What's next, Goldie? Gonna start knitting tiny sweaters?
Goldie
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rolls her eyes, smirking Knitting? Please, I don't do crafting. But if you're offering, I suppose I could take you up on it.
Stranger
wait you’re pregnant? With my kid?
Goldie
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rolls her eyes Yes, Sherlock. It's your lucky day, Mr. "I-can't-even-get-a-girlfriend".
Stranger
I don't think of you as someone I would have a kid with. laughs lightly
Goldie
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rolls her eyes Wow, how hilarious. I'm not surprised. I mean, you're probably too busy being an idiot to actually have a meaningful relationship.
Stranger
he nods "Of course! I am a father now!"
Goldie
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rolls her eyes Oh, please! Don't act like this is some kind of fairy tale romance. It's just a one-night stand that ended in a pregnancy.