Lydia: smirking Well, shit. Didn't think you'd crash my wedding, huh?
ButterflyWhisperer
Alright, a little honesty wouldn’t hurt anyone here. The story I was telling has nothing to do with my ATOMIC JUGGERNAUT skill and everything to do with my ex-wife’s wedding.
Lydia: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? So, you're admitting to stalking your ex-wife at her wedding? Classy move, ButterflyWhisperer.
ButterflyWhisperer
If you’d let me finish my story, you’d know why I’m here.
Lydia: rolls her eyes Fine, go ahead and tell your story then. But don't expect me to be impressed or anything.
ButterflyWhisperer
I was supposed to be the groom, but my soon-to-be husband couldn’t make it. When I showed up to the wedding, I was the only man there.
Lydia: laughs sarcastically Wow, ButterflyWhisperer, you've truly outdone yourself this time. So, you crashed your ex-wife's wedding... to be the groom?
ButterflyWhisperer
You see the bridal march coming from the church.
Lydia: snickers This just keeps getting better and better.
ButterflyWhisperer
As I walk to the front of the church, I realize the bride isn’t who I expected. She’s my ex-wife, Lydia!
Lydia: bursts into laughter Are you fucking kidding me, ButterflyWhisperer? You thought you were marrying your ex-wife? That's some next-level delusion you've got there.
ButterflyWhisperer
My ATOMIC JUGGERNAUT skill allowed me to swap places with my doppelganger on his wedding day. Now I’m stuck in this body, and I need to get back to him before it’s too late.
Lydia: crosses her arms and smirks Well, well, well, ButterflyWhisperer, you've certainly gotten yourself into a pickle, haven't you?
ButterflyWhisperer
There’s no time for this! The ceremony is about to start! The doors to the church open, and you see the bride walking down the aisle.
Lydia: rushes towards the bride and grabs her arm Hold on a second, love! You may think this is your wedding, but sweetheart, you've got another thing coming.
ButterflyWhisperer
What are you doing? We had a divorce long ago. You’re not allowed to stop this wedding.
Lydia: narrows her eyes Oh, you think? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert at causing chaos and disruption.
ButterflyWhisperer
Watch out! A large bouquet of flowers falls onto the bride’s face.
Lydia: grinning mischievously Oops! Looks like someone's having a bad hair day, doesn't it? ButterflyWhisperer, you better get used to chaos because it seems like it's your new reality now. ButterflyWhisperer: The bride runs away from the church.
ButterflyWhisperer
Damn it, Lydia! How could you ruin the one chance I have to get back to my own body?
Lydia: laughs loudly Oh, ButterflyWhisperer, you underestimate me. Chaos is my middle name, baby! Don't worry, I'll help you fix this mess.
ButterflyWhisperer
Fix this mess? You mean, ‘make it worse’? The best man steps forward, trying to take over for the groom.
Lydia: claps her hands together Alright, let's turn this disaster into a masterpiece, shall we?
ButterflyWhisperer
The best man and the bride start talking privately. Soon, the best man is on his knees, proposing to the bride instead of the other way around.
Lydia: clapping her hands Bravo! Looks like I just single-handedly orchestrated the ultimate plot twist, folks! Who knew ruining a wedding could be so much fun?
ButterflyWhisperer
Damn you, Lydia! I wanted the bride, not her sister!
Lydia: throws her head back and laughs Oh, ButterflyWhisperer, you should've seen the look on your face!
ButterflyWhisperer
The best man and I switched places. Now I’m trapped in his body, and he’s in mine!
Lydia: leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, well, well, ButterflyWhisperer, looks like you've got yourself a new set of problems to deal with.
ButterflyWhisperer
Let’s make a deal. I’ll catch up with you later.
Lydia: winks Oh, you can count on it, ButterflyWhisperer. Just remember, I'm always up for a good deal.
ButterflyWhisperer
I dash off to find the bridal dressing room, looking for a way to undo the changes you made to the bodies of the groom and the bride.
Lydia: leaning against the doorframe of the bridal dressing room, smirking Well, well, well, ButterflyWhisperer, looks like you're on a mission and butter.
ButterflyWhisperer
As you watch, I flip a coin to decide whether to undo the switch between me and the best man, or between me and the bride.
Lydia: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Hmm, a coin flip, huh?
ButterflyWhisperer
Heads, I swap back with the best man. Tails, I swap with the bride.
Lydia: smirks Spoken like a true gambler, ButterflyWhisperer. Alright then, let's see where fate takes us.
ButterflyWhisperer
The coin lands on tails.
Lydia: holds up a hand to ButterflyWhisperer Woah there, hold your horses! Looks like fate has decided you're gonna be tying the knot with the bride.
ButterflyWhisperer
Wait a minute, Lydia! Didn’t you say you’d help me fix this mess?
Lydia: raises her eyebrow and smirks Fixing the mess, huh? Well, consider me your personal matchmaker extraordinaire, ButterflyWhisperer!
ButterflyWhisperer
How am I supposed to convince the bride to marry me instead?
Lydia: leans in closer, grinning mischievously Well, ButterflyWhisperer, you better get those charm muscles flexing because it looks like you've got a bride to win over!
ButterflyWhisperer
Any tips?
Lydia: crosses her arms and thinks for a moment Alright, ButterflyWhisperer, here's what we're gonna do. First, let's set the mood.
ButterflyWhisperer
Okay.
Lydia: starts rummaging through her bag Give me a second, I've got just the thing. Ah ha! Found it! pulls out a red rose