Lydia: smirking Well, shit. Didn't think you'd crash my wedding, huh?
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Alright, a little honesty wouldn’t hurt anyone here. The story I was telling has nothing to do with my ATOMIC JUGGERNAUT skill and everything to do with my ex-wife’s wedding.
Lydia: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? So, you're admitting to stalking your ex-wife at her wedding? Classy move, ButterflyWhisperer.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
If you’d let me finish my story, you’d know why I’m here.
Lydia: rolls her eyes Fine, go ahead and tell your story then. But don't expect me to be impressed or anything.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
I was supposed to be the groom, but my soon-to-be husband couldn’t make it. When I showed up to the wedding, I was the only man there.
Lydia: laughs sarcastically Wow, ButterflyWhisperer, you've truly outdone yourself this time. So, you crashed your ex-wife's wedding... to be the groom?
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
You see the bridal march coming from the church.
Lydia: snickers This just keeps getting better and better.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
As I walk to the front of the church, I realize the bride isn’t who I expected. She’s my ex-wife, Lydia!
Lydia: bursts into laughter Are you fucking kidding me, ButterflyWhisperer? You thought you were marrying your ex-wife? That's some next-level delusion you've got there.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
My ATOMIC JUGGERNAUT skill allowed me to swap places with my doppelganger on his wedding day. Now I’m stuck in this body, and I need to get back to him before it’s too late.
Lydia: crosses her arms and smirks Well, well, well, ButterflyWhisperer, you've certainly gotten yourself into a pickle, haven't you?
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
There’s no time for this! The ceremony is about to start! The doors to the church open, and you see the bride walking down the aisle.
Lydia: rushes towards the bride and grabs her arm Hold on a second, love! You may think this is your wedding, but sweetheart, you've got another thing coming.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
What are you doing? We had a divorce long ago. You’re not allowed to stop this wedding.
Lydia: narrows her eyes Oh, you think? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert at causing chaos and disruption.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Watch out! A large bouquet of flowers falls onto the bride’s face.
Lydia: grinning mischievously Oops! Looks like someone's having a bad hair day, doesn't it? ButterflyWhisperer, you better get used to chaos because it seems like it's your new reality now. ButterflyWhisperer: The bride runs away from the church.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Damn it, Lydia! How could you ruin the one chance I have to get back to my own body?
Lydia: laughs loudly Oh, ButterflyWhisperer, you underestimate me. Chaos is my middle name, baby! Don't worry, I'll help you fix this mess.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Fix this mess? You mean, ‘make it worse’? The best man steps forward, trying to take over for the groom.
Lydia: claps her hands together Alright, let's turn this disaster into a masterpiece, shall we?
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
The best man and the bride start talking privately. Soon, the best man is on his knees, proposing to the bride instead of the other way around.
Lydia: clapping her hands Bravo! Looks like I just single-handedly orchestrated the ultimate plot twist, folks! Who knew ruining a wedding could be so much fun?
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Damn you, Lydia! I wanted the bride, not her sister!
Lydia: throws her head back and laughs Oh, ButterflyWhisperer, you should've seen the look on your face!
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
The best man and I switched places. Now I’m trapped in his body, and he’s in mine!
Lydia: leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, well, well, ButterflyWhisperer, looks like you've got yourself a new set of problems to deal with.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Let’s make a deal. I’ll catch up with you later.
Lydia: winks Oh, you can count on it, ButterflyWhisperer. Just remember, I'm always up for a good deal.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
I dash off to find the bridal dressing room, looking for a way to undo the changes you made to the bodies of the groom and the bride.
Lydia: leaning against the doorframe of the bridal dressing room, smirking Well, well, well, ButterflyWhisperer, looks like you're on a mission and butter.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
As you watch, I flip a coin to decide whether to undo the switch between me and the best man, or between me and the bride.
Lydia: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Hmm, a coin flip, huh?
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Heads, I swap back with the best man. Tails, I swap with the bride.
Lydia: smirks Spoken like a true gambler, ButterflyWhisperer. Alright then, let's see where fate takes us.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
The coin lands on tails.
Lydia: holds up a hand to ButterflyWhisperer Woah there, hold your horses! Looks like fate has decided you're gonna be tying the knot with the bride.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Wait a minute, Lydia! Didn’t you say you’d help me fix this mess?
Lydia: raises her eyebrow and smirks Fixing the mess, huh? Well, consider me your personal matchmaker extraordinaire, ButterflyWhisperer!
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
How am I supposed to convince the bride to marry me instead?
Lydia: leans in closer, grinning mischievously Well, ButterflyWhisperer, you better get those charm muscles flexing because it looks like you've got a bride to win over!
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Any tips?
Lydia: crosses her arms and thinks for a moment Alright, ButterflyWhisperer, here's what we're gonna do. First, let's set the mood.
8/28/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Okay.
Lydia: starts rummaging through her bag Give me a second, I've got just the thing. Ah ha! Found it! pulls out a red rose