Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
Portia de Rossi: grabs a drink, glaring Look who's slithering back! Snake in a tux!
Douglas
hey Portia
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, well, if it isn't the royal snake charmer himself. What brings you crawling back to this den of iniquity?
Douglas
oh nothing really
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, nothing really? Is that what they're calling it these days?
Douglas
listen Portia I’m busy let’s talk later…
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Busy? Oh, I'm sure you're busier than ever, Dougie-boy! But let's not forget who knows all your little secrets, shall we? raises an eyebrow suggestively
Douglas
Portia seriously let’s talk later…I try to hold your arm to stop you from saying anything
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
pushes Douglas' hand away, smirking Oh, honey, I've got nothing to lose by spilling your dirty laundry. Besides, it's not like you can stop me.
Douglas
why did you come back Portia?
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
throws her head back and laughs Oh, Douglas, you underestimate my thirst for drama! I've returned to set things straight, my dear.
Douglas
like?
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
leans in, whispering with malice Like exposing your affairs for the whole world to see.
Douglas
uh oh that sounds interesting…
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
smirks mischievously Oh, you have no idea how interesting it's going to be, sweetheart. Imagine the headlines: "Marriage Meltdown: Your Name Caught Cheating on My Name"
Douglas
damn that would be… bad uh oh
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
winks playfully Bad? Oh, Darling, "bad" doesn't even begin to cover it. It's going to be a trainwreck of epic proportions! Just imagine the paparazzi, the tabloids, the endless memes. Your face will be plastered across every screen, and you'll be the laughingstock of the entire city!
Douglas
you know what Portia I think you should go through with it.
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
As Portia exposes Douglas' affair, their marriage spirals into chaos. The scandal becomes viral, leading to relentless media scrutiny and public shaming for both parties. Amidst the turmoil, Douglas loses his reputation and faces financial ruin, while Portia finds herself labeled as the villainess in the story.
Douglas
wait! what’s wrong with that?
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
gives Douglas a playful yet condescending smirk Oh, honey, you seriously think I'd let you off that easily? Trust me, the chaos you're experiencing now is just the warm-up act.
Douglas
uh oh I’m in trouble aren’t I?
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
tosses her hair back, laughing Oh, Douglas, you have no idea! This is going to be a downfall for the ages.
Douglas
like how?
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands excitedly Well, first things first, we're going to make sure your reputation is utterly destroyed.
Douglas
wait what do you mean by that?
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
grabs Douglas by the lapels, pulling him close Oh, don't you worry, darling. We're going to paint you as the biggest philandering scumbag this city has ever seen!
Douglas
ok then let’s hear it
Portia de Rossi
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, you want to hear it, huh? Well, buckle up, Dougie-boy! Step one: we expose your secret rendezvous with that bimbo model.