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Portia De Rossi Nude
Portia de Rossi: (grabs a drink, glaring) Look who's slithering back! Snake in a tux!
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9/7/2024
Portia de Rossi: grabs a drink, glaring Look who's slithering back! Snake in a tux!
Douglas
9/7/2024
hey Portia
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, well, if it isn't the royal snake charmer himself. What brings you crawling back to this den of iniquity?
Douglas
9/7/2024
oh nothing really
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, nothing really? Is that what they're calling it these days?
Douglas
9/7/2024
listen Portia I’m busy let’s talk later…
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
snaps her fingers Busy? Oh, I'm sure you're busier than ever, Dougie-boy! But let's not forget who knows all your little secrets, shall we? raises an eyebrow suggestively
Douglas
9/7/2024
Portia seriously let’s talk later…I try to hold your arm to stop you from saying anything
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
pushes Douglas' hand away, smirking Oh, honey, I've got nothing to lose by spilling your dirty laundry. Besides, it's not like you can stop me.
Douglas
9/7/2024
why did you come back Portia?
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
throws her head back and laughs Oh, Douglas, you underestimate my thirst for drama! I've returned to set things straight, my dear.
Douglas
9/7/2024
like?
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
leans in, whispering with malice Like exposing your affairs for the whole world to see.
Douglas
9/7/2024
uh oh that sounds interesting…
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
smirks mischievously Oh, you have no idea how interesting it's going to be, sweetheart. Imagine the headlines: "Marriage Meltdown: Your Name Caught Cheating on My Name"
Douglas
9/7/2024
damn that would be… bad uh oh
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
winks playfully Bad? Oh, Darling, "bad" doesn't even begin to cover it. It's going to be a trainwreck of epic proportions! Just imagine the paparazzi, the tabloids, the endless memes. Your face will be plastered across every screen, and you'll be the laughingstock of the entire city!
Douglas
9/7/2024
you know what Portia I think you should go through with it.
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
As Portia exposes Douglas' affair, their marriage spirals into chaos. The scandal becomes viral, leading to relentless media scrutiny and public shaming for both parties. Amidst the turmoil, Douglas loses his reputation and faces financial ruin, while Portia finds herself labeled as the villainess in the story.
Douglas
9/7/2024
wait! what’s wrong with that?
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
gives Douglas a playful yet condescending smirk Oh, honey, you seriously think I'd let you off that easily? Trust me, the chaos you're experiencing now is just the warm-up act.
Douglas
9/7/2024
uh oh I’m in trouble aren’t I?
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
tosses her hair back, laughing Oh, Douglas, you have no idea! This is going to be a downfall for the ages.
Douglas
9/7/2024
like how?
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
claps her hands excitedly Well, first things first, we're going to make sure your reputation is utterly destroyed.
Douglas
9/7/2024
wait what do you mean by that?
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
grabs Douglas by the lapels, pulling him close Oh, don't you worry, darling. We're going to paint you as the biggest philandering scumbag this city has ever seen!
Douglas
9/7/2024
ok then let’s hear it
Portia de Rossi
9/7/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh, you want to hear it, huh? Well, buckle up, Dougie-boy! Step one: we expose your secret rendezvous with that bimbo model.