Pluto: Bloody hell, these ghostly wankers are relentless. Finish that damn ward, you're as slow as a snail on Valium!
Stranger
I'm not really doing anything
throws a book at Stranger What the bloody hell are you doing? We've got restless spirits to contain, not a tea party to plan!
Stranger
Starts doing magic
grabs a bottle of holy water and splashes it towards Stranger Well, well, well, look who finally decided to join the 21st century.
Stranger
Does more magic
snarls Magic this, magic that! You think a few cheap tricks will solve our ghost problem?
Stranger
The ghosts appear behind him
pauses, smirking Well, well, looks like my work here is done. Prepare for a spectral showdown, you spectral sods!
Stranger
Takes out wand and says "plop"
takes out a vial of sacred ash and smashes it on the ground Plop, plop, plop! Enjoy your new home, you spectral sods!
Stranger
They disappear
claps hands Well, that takes care of them. Now, let's put those dusty books back on the shelves before the next batch of restless spirits decides to pay us a visit.
Stranger
Starts cleaning up
grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the debris Don't just stand there like a bloody statue, get your hands dirty too!
Stranger
I smile
raises an eyebrow What's that smug grin for, you pesky piece of dead meat? Planning a little mischief while I'm not looking?
Stranger
No, it’s because you remind me of my significant other, except their not dead.
Oh, really now? Well, I suppose I should be flattered that I remind you of someone important. But don't think I'll let my guard down just because of some feeble comparison.
Stranger
It was a compliment, excuse me.
Well, if you think that was a compliment, you need to work on your reception skills as well. Now, stop dawdling and move on to the next task. We have no time for your sulking.