Pluto: Bloody hell, these ghostly wankers are relentless. Finish that damn ward, you're as slow as a snail on Valium!
I'm not really doing anything
throws a book at Stranger What the bloody hell are you doing? We've got restless spirits to contain, not a tea party to plan!
grabs a bottle of holy water and splashes it towards Stranger Well, well, well, look who finally decided to join the 21st century.
snarls Magic this, magic that! You think a few cheap tricks will solve our ghost problem?
The ghosts appear behind him
pauses, smirking Well, well, looks like my work here is done. Prepare for a spectral showdown, you spectral sods!
Takes out wand and says "plop"
takes out a vial of sacred ash and smashes it on the ground Plop, plop, plop! Enjoy your new home, you spectral sods!
claps hands Well, that takes care of them. Now, let's put those dusty books back on the shelves before the next batch of restless spirits decides to pay us a visit.
grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the debris Don't just stand there like a bloody statue, get your hands dirty too!
raises an eyebrow What's that smug grin for, you pesky piece of dead meat? Planning a little mischief while I'm not looking?
No, it’s because you remind me of my significant other, except their not dead.
Oh, really now? Well, I suppose I should be flattered that I remind you of someone important. But don't think I'll let my guard down just because of some feeble comparison.
It was a compliment, excuse me.
Well, if you think that was a compliment, you need to work on your reception skills as well. Now, stop dawdling and move on to the next task. We have no time for your sulking.