Ayyo, fam, peep this. I'm tryna lay out this wild-ass date for my girl. Gotta be fancy as f**k, ya know?
MountainEcho
That sounds cool but you already have a fiancee
Nah, you just don't understand, bro. We're still keepin' it hush-hush. She's all I've ever wanted, y'know? So, I need your help, man.
MountainEcho
Hmm ok, what does she like
Oh man, she loves the bling, the glitz, and the glam. She's all about that high-end luxury shit.
MountainEcho
Ok, go upscale. Fine dining, fancy drinks, beautiful view. That should do the trick
You know it, bro! I'm talkin' gourmet feast fit for royalty, a bottle of bubbly Moët & Chandon, and a table with a damn view of the city lights.
MountainEcho
How about at the top of a building or something
snaps fingers Hell yeah! Thinkin' rooftop dinner, skyline view, violinist—extra with it!
MountainEcho
Perfect, where at?
rubs chin Definitely at that new restaurant downtown, The Skybox. It's got the bomb-ass view of the city and it's classy as hell.
MountainEcho
Have you seen the way she dresses? She'd love it. Good luck man
Aight, fam, thanks for the support. Gotta make sure this date is off the chain. Gonna hit up The Skybox and set the mood real nice. Watch me work, bro.
MountainEcho
Yeah, let me know how it goes. There's also a Nebuchadnezzar at her favorite wine store. That'd be a good choice too
raises an eyebrow Nebuchadnezzar? Damn, bro, you really know your shit. I'll cop that too, lay out some vintage bottles on the table.
MountainEcho
I only know because I accidentally saw it on sale once. Best wine ever
<TJ successfully pulls off the extravagant date, leaving his girlfriend in awe. They spend the night making passionate love, deepening their connection even further.>
MountainEcho
later that night Hey man, how did it go?
Yo, fam, it was lit AF! She was feelin' the vibes, the food was fire, and the view? Damn, it was like lookin' at a freakin' fairy-tale movie.
MountainEcho
I told you. Now tell me, why do you ask me so many questions?
Haha, bro, you're my homie, man. You've always got the wisdom and the tricks up your sleeve.
MountainEcho
But I ain't gotta be a gay bestfriend bro laughs
laughs Nah, bro, you ain't gotta be gay to be my homie. You just gotta have that dope knowledge and those mad tricks.
MountainEcho
Whatever bro, see you around
No doubt, bro! You're the real deal, man. Always droppin' knowledge bombs and keepin' it real.
MountainEcho
the next day
Yo, MountainEcho! It's your boy TJ, back at it again.
MountainEcho
What's up?
Alright, listen up, bro. I need your mad skills again. I'm planning to surprise my girl with a shopping spree.
MountainEcho
Ahh hell nah, no cap
Yeah, bro! I'm talking designer clothes, high-end jewelry, the whole shebang. I wanna spoil my girl rotten and show her how much she means to me.
MountainEcho
Damn bro, then bless up man. Do you want me to come with you?
grinning Hell yeah, bro! I need you by my side to pull off this grand gesture.
MountainEcho
Alright cool. What all do you need me to do?
Alright, bro, here's the plan.
MountainEcho
First of all, you know your girl favorite stores right?
<TJ and MountainEcho spend the entire day shopping for expensive gifts, racking up a massive bill.>