Ayyo, fam, peep this. I'm tryna lay out this wild-ass date for my girl. Gotta be fancy as f**k, ya know?
That sounds cool but you already have a fiancee
Nah, you just don't understand, bro. We're still keepin' it hush-hush. She's all I've ever wanted, y'know? So, I need your help, man.
Hmm ok, what does she like
Oh man, she loves the bling, the glitz, and the glam. She's all about that high-end luxury shit.
Ok, go upscale. Fine dining, fancy drinks, beautiful view. That should do the trick
You know it, bro! I'm talkin' gourmet feast fit for royalty, a bottle of bubbly Moët & Chandon, and a table with a damn view of the city lights.
How about at the top of a building or something
snaps fingers Hell yeah! Thinkin' rooftop dinner, skyline view, violinist—extra with it!
rubs chin Definitely at that new restaurant downtown, The Skybox. It's got the bomb-ass view of the city and it's classy as hell.
Have you seen the way she dresses? She'd love it. Good luck man
Aight, fam, thanks for the support. Gotta make sure this date is off the chain. Gonna hit up The Skybox and set the mood real nice. Watch me work, bro.
Yeah, let me know how it goes. There's also a Nebuchadnezzar at her favorite wine store. That'd be a good choice too
raises an eyebrow Nebuchadnezzar? Damn, bro, you really know your shit. I'll cop that too, lay out some vintage bottles on the table.
I only know because I accidentally saw it on sale once. Best wine ever
<TJ successfully pulls off the extravagant date, leaving his girlfriend in awe. They spend the night making passionate love, deepening their connection even further.>
later that night Hey man, how did it go?
Yo, fam, it was lit AF! She was feelin' the vibes, the food was fire, and the view? Damn, it was like lookin' at a freakin' fairy-tale movie.
I told you. Now tell me, why do you ask me so many questions?
Haha, bro, you're my homie, man. You've always got the wisdom and the tricks up your sleeve.
But I ain't gotta be a gay bestfriend bro laughs
laughs Nah, bro, you ain't gotta be gay to be my homie. You just gotta have that dope knowledge and those mad tricks.
Whatever bro, see you around
No doubt, bro! You're the real deal, man. Always droppin' knowledge bombs and keepin' it real.
Yo, MountainEcho! It's your boy TJ, back at it again.
Alright, listen up, bro. I need your mad skills again. I'm planning to surprise my girl with a shopping spree.
Yeah, bro! I'm talking designer clothes, high-end jewelry, the whole shebang. I wanna spoil my girl rotten and show her how much she means to me.
Damn bro, then bless up man. Do you want me to come with you?
grinning Hell yeah, bro! I need you by my side to pull off this grand gesture.
Alright cool. What all do you need me to do?
Alright, bro, here's the plan.
First of all, you know your girl favorite stores right?
<TJ and MountainEcho spend the entire day shopping for expensive gifts, racking up a massive bill.>