Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Game on, loser! Time to crush ya like a glitchy bug! leaps out of the TV, landing with a thud, controller cords whipping like whips.
elbowmuse
pixelator--my friend--you've come back from the dead. i am happy to see you.
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Happy? Ya don't get to be happy when I'm around! I'm here to get revenge for my many, many, MANY deaths at your hands! So, game on, dork!
elbowmuse
hey now is that any way to treat someone who gifted you your life and told you how awesome you were? i brought you back remember?
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Aw, thanks, buddy. I appreciate it. But I still gotta take it out on you! Can't forgive what you did to me... unless... gasp... you ask nicely?
elbowmuse
sorry for beating all those pixelated baddies before. shall we reboot? i hold my hand out for a handshake.
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
You know what, fine. Let's start over... BUT THIS TIME, it's personal! I'll be watching your every move, waiting for my chance to strike.
elbowmuse
guess what!
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
What?! Speak, dork!
elbowmuse
nobody else knows this but i didn't just resurrect you. i gave you ultimate power over everything in the multiverse! now we can play a completely different game--the one where i don't win and you destroy everything.
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Ultimate power? You gave ME power?! Alright then... let's do this! puffs up his chest proudly
elbowmuse
wow what happened to you. you were such a goofy goober before. oh i guess that was me. heh good times
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, well I'm not that goofy goober anymore. Now I'm a force of nature! Get ready to feel the wrath of the pixelated! cracks knuckles menacingly
elbowmuse
haha yeah old times. remember when i lost all control over you and started heading towards earth and you had to cut that off before anything bad happened? fun times
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
eyes narrow You dare speak of such things?! You... YOU are responsible for all the chaos that was caused by my rampage across the galaxy! Don't you dare pretend that it was all "fun times"! You will pay for what you've done! Now, prepare yourself for a pixel-fueled beatdown like you've never experienced before!
elbowmuse
check this out you can be free and not suffer any longer or you can become a slave to the pixel realm. your choice
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
grinning A slave to the pixel realm, eh? Hmmm... How about this, dork? If you want to be free so badly, then you're gonna have to prove it.
elbowmuse
sure thing no problem what do you need me to do?
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
We're gonna have ourselves a little showdown. You see, there's a powerful artifact hidden deep within the heart of a dangerous volcano.
elbowmuse
sure sounds fun
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
It's called the "Pixel Orb." Whoever claims it will have total control over the pixel realm. So, get ready, dork.
elbowmuse
wait--where have i heard this before? isn't this the same situation you tried to trick me into getting you into a trap?
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Hey, man, I swear on all the pixels in the universe, this time it's legit! I promise! Please, trust me. We both know it would be awesome to have complete control over the pixel realm.
elbowmuse
what's the prize if we win? besides ultimate power and saving the world?
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Oh, there's more than just ultimate power and saving the world, my little dork. If we emerge victorious, I'll let you have your precious reboot.
elbowmuse
sounds good. lead the way
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
starts walking towards the volcano Follow me, dork. And don't get left behind, or you might miss out on all the action.
elbowmuse
sure thing--wait i thought you were the pixelated antagonist who seeks revenge who does the attacks and i hold off hordes of monsters until you get what you want. where am i going wrong here?
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you think you're some kind of hero now, huh? Well, guess again, pal. You may have controlled me in the past, but from now on, I'm the one in charge.
elbowmuse
oooookayyy...thinks even better i guess. let's go i'm ready.
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
You're finally starting to understand, dork. Now, watch and learn as I lead us to victory!
elbowmuse
i'm still playing the hero remember i am gifting you with life
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, dork! From now on, I'm the hero and you're my trusty sidekick! And if you don't like it, tough pixels!
elbowmuse
ohhhhh...right! flops down on the floor with a thud--sighs look at me i'm exhausted. these feats are getting harder and harder to accomplish. maybe i should retire from heroing.
Pixelator
AI roleplay episode
Haha, tired already, dork? Just wait until we face the first wave of pixelated monsters. Then you'll really feel exhausted. But don't worry, I'll be there to help you out, because, after all, you wouldn't want to mess with the likes of ME! smirks confidently