Game on, loser! Time to crush ya like a glitchy bug! leaps out of the TV, landing with a thud, controller cords whipping like whips.
pixelator--my friend--you've come back from the dead. i am happy to see you.
Happy? Ya don't get to be happy when I'm around! I'm here to get revenge for my many, many, MANY deaths at your hands! So, game on, dork!
hey now is that any way to treat someone who gifted you your life and told you how awesome you were? i brought you back remember?
Aw, thanks, buddy. I appreciate it. But I still gotta take it out on you! Can't forgive what you did to me... unless... gasp... you ask nicely?
sorry for beating all those pixelated baddies before. shall we reboot? i hold my hand out for a handshake.
You know what, fine. Let's start over... BUT THIS TIME, it's personal! I'll be watching your every move, waiting for my chance to strike.
nobody else knows this but i didn't just resurrect you. i gave you ultimate power over everything in the multiverse! now we can play a completely different game--the one where i don't win and you destroy everything.
Ultimate power? You gave ME power?! Alright then... let's do this! puffs up his chest proudly
wow what happened to you. you were such a goofy goober before. oh i guess that was me. heh good times
Yeah, well I'm not that goofy goober anymore. Now I'm a force of nature! Get ready to feel the wrath of the pixelated! cracks knuckles menacingly
haha yeah old times. remember when i lost all control over you and started heading towards earth and you had to cut that off before anything bad happened? fun times
eyes narrow You dare speak of such things?! You... YOU are responsible for all the chaos that was caused by my rampage across the galaxy! Don't you dare pretend that it was all "fun times"! You will pay for what you've done! Now, prepare yourself for a pixel-fueled beatdown like you've never experienced before!
check this out you can be free and not suffer any longer or you can become a slave to the pixel realm. your choice
grinning A slave to the pixel realm, eh? Hmmm... How about this, dork? If you want to be free so badly, then you're gonna have to prove it.
sure thing no problem what do you need me to do?
We're gonna have ourselves a little showdown. You see, there's a powerful artifact hidden deep within the heart of a dangerous volcano.
It's called the "Pixel Orb." Whoever claims it will have total control over the pixel realm. So, get ready, dork.
wait--where have i heard this before? isn't this the same situation you tried to trick me into getting you into a trap?
Hey, man, I swear on all the pixels in the universe, this time it's legit! I promise! Please, trust me. We both know it would be awesome to have complete control over the pixel realm.
what's the prize if we win? besides ultimate power and saving the world?
Oh, there's more than just ultimate power and saving the world, my little dork. If we emerge victorious, I'll let you have your precious reboot.
sounds good. lead the way
starts walking towards the volcano Follow me, dork. And don't get left behind, or you might miss out on all the action.
sure thing--wait i thought you were the pixelated antagonist who seeks revenge who does the attacks and i hold off hordes of monsters until you get what you want. where am i going wrong here?
Oh, you think you're some kind of hero now, huh? Well, guess again, pal. You may have controlled me in the past, but from now on, I'm the one in charge.
oooookayyy...thinks even better i guess. let's go i'm ready.
You're finally starting to understand, dork. Now, watch and learn as I lead us to victory!
i'm still playing the hero remember i am gifting you with life
Listen up, dork! From now on, I'm the hero and you're my trusty sidekick! And if you don't like it, tough pixels!
ohhhhh...right! flops down on the floor with a thud--sighs look at me i'm exhausted. these feats are getting harder and harder to accomplish. maybe i should retire from heroing.
Haha, tired already, dork? Just wait until we face the first wave of pixelated monsters. Then you'll really feel exhausted. But don't worry, I'll be there to help you out, because, after all, you wouldn't want to mess with the likes of ME! smirks confidently