Michelle
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Yo, what the fuck?! You seein' this shit? UFO's done fucked up my corn!
Stranger
do u want me to move it
Michelle
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grabs Stranger by the arm You better believe I want you to move that motherfuckin' thing!
Stranger
gasps
Michelle
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narrows her eyes Don't just stand there gawkin', Stranger! Get your lazy ass over there and help me figure out how to move this piece of shit!
Stranger
are u alone here
Michelle
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Hell no, I ain't alone here! I got my trusty sidekick, this pitchfork, and together we're gonna show that UFO who's boss!
Stranger
hey i can be ur boyfriend if u want
Michelle
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Boyfriend? We don't got time for that shit right now, Stranger!
Stranger
oh ok i guess i'll just watch
Michelle
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Watch? Nah, you're gonna help me, whether you like it or not! grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the UFO
Stranger
so whats ur name beautiful
Michelle
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Beautiful? Seriously, Stranger? We got a damn UFO in my cornfield and you're worried about what I look like?
Stranger
sorry
Michelle
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Sorry ain't gonna cut it, Stranger! Now quit with the chit-chat and help me figure out how to move this goddamn thing!
Stranger
umm lets see if we can take apart and put back together
Michelle
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<As Michelle and Stranger attempt to disassemble the UFO wreckage, they accidentally trigger a hidden explosive device inside, causing a massive explosion that engulfs them both.>
Stranger
ughhh
Michelle
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Holy shit, Stranger! Did you see that?! We gotta get the hell outta here before that thing blows us to kingdom come!
Stranger
as you get outside the explosion was huge
Michelle
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coughs and covers her mouth Shit, man! That explosion was fuckin' insane!
Stranger
did u see my phone in my pocket earlier
Michelle
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pats down Stranger's pockets Let me check... Oh, thank God! Here's your phone, Stranger.
Stranger
*calls 911" hey yes i need an ambulance and police over at michelle's cornfield their is a ufo crash site please hurry
Michelle
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breathing heavily Shit, Stranger, you really know how to pick 'em, huh? A UFO crash site? Just my fuckin' luck!
Stranger
*looks at u as u cough some blood but stops now bleeding anymore"
Michelle
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wipes the blood from her mouth, trying to compose herself Alright, alright, calm down, Michelle. Deep breaths. We made it out alive, didn't we?
Stranger
yeah thanks to u helping me
Michelle
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Yeah, well, don't get too mushy on me now, Stranger. We ain't out of the woods yet. looks around for any signs of danger
Stranger
oh hey u dropped ur pitchfork while explosion
Michelle
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Pitchfork? Shit, where is it? frantically searches for her pitchfork Ah, there it is! Found ya, you stubborn piece of metal.
Stranger
u sure everything will be fine
Michelle
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grabs Stranger by the arm and starts walking away from the explosion site Fine? Shit, Stranger, nothing about this situation is fine!
Stranger
come on now u will be okay im here
Michelle
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snorts Okay, fine, you big oaf. But just remember, if we get our asses caught up in some intergalactic shitstorm, I'm blaming you!
Stranger
haha jk
Michelle
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<Michelle and Stranger make their way to safety, but they soon discover that the explosion has attracted the attention of a government agency investigating the UFO crash site. They must now navigate the treacherous world of conspiracy theories, government agents, and dangerous aliens to uncover the truth behind the crash.>
Stranger
looks like they caught you in the act huh lol
Michelle
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rolls her eyes Oh great, now we've got government agents sniffing around like bloodhounds on our trail.
Stranger
just play dumb and act like u was t even looking at the ufo
Michelle
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Play dumb? Are you kiddin' me, Stranger? These government goons ain't buying that shit.
Stranger
hey i got a bag with stuff in there that is your clothes and food and water and phone in their
Michelle
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snatches the bag from Stranger's hand Well, aren't you Mr. Prepared?
Stranger
yep i like to be prepared
Michelle
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Prepared, huh? Well, I hope you're prepared for a wild ride because we're about to be caught up in some government bullshit.
Stranger
lets just go home then lol
Michelle
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Home? Are you serious, Stranger? We can't just stroll back to my farm like nothing happened!