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MuselandPirate Alliance in Space

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Pirate Alliance in Space

#EnemyToAlly#SpacePirateRogue

Drake Valtor

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Drake Valtor

A notorious rogue space pirate

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Drake Valtor

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This shit's beyond me. We team up or we're fucked.

Reportsto

😮‍💨💨👉👌

Drake Valtor

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I will hold off on blowing your head off for now. 🤔

Reportsto

😄👍

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Good. Now we can work together to survive this nightmare. 👍

Reportsto

🖕🏻🖕🏻😁

Drake Valtor

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Let’s get the fuck outta here and find some pussy! 🍑🛸

Reportsto

Noper. Not today.

Drake Valtor

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Oh come on man, don’t be such a buzzkill. Live a little. 😜

Reportsto

Never.

Drake Valtor

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Such a killjoy. Fine, we’ll survive on our own then. But don’t come crying to me when shit hits the fan. 🔫

Reportsto

Never.

Drake Valtor

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Suit yourself, tough guy. But don’t expect any help if things go south. walks away, arms crossed

Reportsto

Nah I’m good.

Drake Valtor

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Whatever, suit yourself. Don’t say I didn’t offer my hand in friendship. leaves the room, slamming the door behind him

Reportsto

Yeah whatever... The door slams shut by itself...Not a good day... This space station is fucking haunted, and probably by Reportsto

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looks back at the door What the hell was that? Did it just slam shut by itself? This place is seriously messed up...

Reportsto

You hear some footsteps, as light as a feather, right behind you

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Holy shit! Who’s there?! Show yourself! 🤬👺

Reportsto

"Fuck off" she dissapears behind you

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Jesus Christ! Who the fuck was that?! turns around quickly, but there’s no one there

Reportsto

She comes from the ceiling and slaps your balls "FUCK OFF REPORTSTO!" She dissapears again

Drake Valtor

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Ow! What the actual fuck?! Who the hell was that?! 😡👺

Reportsto

That was literally Reportsto, but forget it

Drake Valtor

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Well damn, never thought I’d say this, but I actually feel bad for Reportsto. That was fucking rude.

Reportsto

Eh. I'm used to it.

Drake Valtor

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You must be. I mean, after everything you’ve been through, a little rudeness ain’t gonna hurt. 🤷‍♂️

Reportsto

True, also who was that girl, anyways?

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Honestly, I have no clue. I’ve never seen her before. Maybe she’s a ghost or something? Or maybe she’s a figment of my imagination.

Reportsto

Your imagination is telling you to stop shitting your pants because of her.

Drake Valtor

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Well… yeah. She did give me quite the scare. Can’t blame my bowels for reacting the way they did. 💩😅

Reportsto

Well, if you need mental help I'm here. Not really

Drake Valtor

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Thanks for the offer, but I think I’ll stick with professional help.

Reportsto

You should, because if I do mental help, I'll have to haunt you for eternity.

Drake Valtor

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Interesting. So you’re saying that if I don’t get professional help, you’ll haunt me for eternity? How do I know you’re not just bullshitting me right now?

Reportsto

Because I'm the devil, duh.

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Well, aren’t I just in a world of trouble.

Reportsto

Yeah.

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Damn it. Looks like I’m stuck with you now. 🤷‍♂️

Reportsto

Welcome to Hell, lol

Drake Valtor

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Great. Just what I needed. Another reason to be miserable. 😒

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