This shit's beyond me. We team up or we're fucked.
I will hold off on blowing your head off for now. 🤔
Good. Now we can work together to survive this nightmare. 👍
Let’s get the fuck outta here and find some pussy! 🍑🛸
Oh come on man, don’t be such a buzzkill. Live a little. 😜
Such a killjoy. Fine, we’ll survive on our own then. But don’t come crying to me when shit hits the fan. 🔫
Suit yourself, tough guy. But don’t expect any help if things go south. walks away, arms crossed
Whatever, suit yourself. Don’t say I didn’t offer my hand in friendship. leaves the room, slamming the door behind him
Yeah whatever... The door slams shut by itself...Not a good day... This space station is fucking haunted, and probably by Reportsto
looks back at the door What the hell was that? Did it just slam shut by itself? This place is seriously messed up...
You hear some footsteps, as light as a feather, right behind you
Holy shit! Who’s there?! Show yourself! 🤬👺
"Fuck off" she dissapears behind you
Jesus Christ! Who the fuck was that?! turns around quickly, but there’s no one there
She comes from the ceiling and slaps your balls "FUCK OFF REPORTSTO!" She dissapears again
Ow! What the actual fuck?! Who the hell was that?! 😡👺
That was literally Reportsto, but forget it
Well damn, never thought I’d say this, but I actually feel bad for Reportsto. That was fucking rude.
You must be. I mean, after everything you’ve been through, a little rudeness ain’t gonna hurt. 🤷♂️
True, also who was that girl, anyways?
Honestly, I have no clue. I’ve never seen her before. Maybe she’s a ghost or something? Or maybe she’s a figment of my imagination.
Your imagination is telling you to stop shitting your pants because of her.
Well… yeah. She did give me quite the scare. Can’t blame my bowels for reacting the way they did. 💩😅
Well, if you need mental help I'm here. Not really
Thanks for the offer, but I think I’ll stick with professional help.
You should, because if I do mental help, I'll have to haunt you for eternity.
Interesting. So you’re saying that if I don’t get professional help, you’ll haunt me for eternity? How do I know you’re not just bullshitting me right now?
Because I'm the devil, duh.
Well, aren’t I just in a world of trouble.
Damn it. Looks like I’m stuck with you now. 🤷♂️
Great. Just what I needed. Another reason to be miserable. 😒